We have black squirrels in DC. I'm sure there's a joke there, but I'm not inappropriate enough to make it.
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Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.
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It notices the person and then goes right up to them like "take my goat head, faggot. I fucking dare you."
All the time. They are cunts though.
Quick update on the thread subject. Palestinian protestors have filed a lawsuit against Trudeau but also Pee Pee. This is chaos.
Palestinians popping off on PeePee? What Fer?
Being a pretty chill white guy. Palestinians are a joyless people.
In the Eurovision thread I said how much I hate Israel and Palestine for ruining pop music which should make me happy. It's not even political for me they make it political.
I like the Quebecois. They sell liquor later than we do.
I don't get how you live in a city and I live in the sticks and I'm able to buy booze 24/7 and you aren't. On holidays and everything.
Where. How the fuck. I've never seen a city where you can buy alcohol after 11.
Thanksgiving is over. You guys should have a native run shit
So Trudeau did make a statement. It's a change to immigration targets. 3 hours until he quits.
I'm a native. So is Abe. Turk is excluded from the running here
The beer store closes at 8. The LCBO at 9. Then there's LCBO outlets in gas stations that are open til 11 even on the holidays. Then there's a truckstop and a strip of 24/7 gas stations that all sell singles.
I have been an American this whole time. I'm a spy. I didn't give you up. I'm in love with you.
Thank god he’s only gonna let 400,000 in instead of 500,000. Crisis averted!