Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.

[Uncle Floyd]

I met a kid from Maine one time who was extremely freaked out by the black squirrels here. He thought they looked evil, and they do, but in a cute squirrely way.

We have black squirrels in DC. I'm sure there's a joke there, but I'm not inappropriate enough to make it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It notices the person and then goes right up to them like "take my goat head, faggot. I fucking dare you."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ever seen a team of raccoons. In Ottawa 3 raccoons used to fuck with me while I smoked but it was so cool they worked in teams that I didn't mind. I was actually just curious how they communicate amongst themselves.

All the time. They are cunts though.

 

[Turk February]

Quick update on the thread subject. Palestinian protestors have filed a lawsuit against Trudeau but also Pee Pee. This is chaos.

 

[Turry]

Raccoons are awesome but they also deserve to be hit in the head with a stick for being smug fat bastards.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Quick update on the thread subject. Palestinian protestors have filed a lawsuit against Trudeau but also Pee Pee. This is chaos.

Palestinians popping off on PeePee? What Fer?

 

[Turry]

I'll always fondly remember getting one on a snare pole when I was homeless and shaking the fat fucker around. Didn't see him no more.

 

[Turk February]

Palestinians popping off on PeePee? What Fer?

Being a pretty chill white guy. Palestinians are a joyless people.

 

[Turry]

Can we just kick the Palestinians AND the Jews out already? We have a traditional ethnic hatred and they're stealing the spotlight.

 

[Turk February]

Can we just kick the Palestinians AND the Jews out already? We have a traditional ethnic hatred and they're stealing the spotlight.

In the Eurovision thread I said how much I hate Israel and Palestine for ruining pop music which should make me happy. It's not even political for me they make it political.

 

[Turry]

I'm just saying - how are we supposed to eradicate the Quebecois with all this shit going on?

 

[Turk February]

I'm just saying - how are we supposed to eradicate the Quebecois with all this shit going on?

I like the Quebecois. They sell liquor later than we do.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like the Quebecois. They sell liquor later than we do.

I don't get how you live in a city and I live in the sticks and I'm able to buy booze 24/7 and you aren't. On holidays and everything.

 

[Turk February]

I don't get how you live in a city and I live in the sticks and I'm able to buy booze 24/7 and you aren't. On holidays and everything.

Where. How the fuck. I've never seen a city where you can buy alcohol after 11.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Thanksgiving is over. You guys should have a native run shit

 

[Turk February]

So Trudeau did make a statement. It's a change to immigration targets. 3 hours until he quits.

 

[Turry]

Thanksgiving is over. You guys should have a native run shit

I'm a native. So is Abe. Turk is excluded from the running here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Where. How the fuck. I've never seen a city where you can buy alcohol after 11.

The beer store closes at 8. The LCBO at 9. Then there's LCBO outlets in gas stations that are open til 11 even on the holidays. Then there's a truckstop and a strip of 24/7 gas stations that all sell singles.

 

[Turk February]

I'm a native. So is Abe. Turk is excluded from the running here

I have been an American this whole time. I'm a spy. I didn't give you up. I'm in love with you.

 

[Suetonius]

So Trudeau did make a statement. It's a change to immigration targets. 3 hours until he quits.

Thank god he’s only gonna let 400,000 in instead of 500,000. Crisis averted!