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Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I think I told this story already but I used to have a power bar running through a 220 volt to 110 cold adapter and it just started shooting sparks one day and caught fire. Keith Flint may have sung Firestarter but I genuinely am one and not on purpose.
Man I've kicked other tenants doors in over shit like this, you're gonna get a big Nigerian boot to your skull
 

Turry

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I want to see a wolverine one day. Apparently they're native to the northern part of Vancouver Island. There's a little subspecies there (it's sole defining trait that distinguishes it from all the rest is that it lives on Vancouver Island).

There was some reality show where people have to survive alone in the wild and they sent them up to NWT and some crazy fucker killed one with an axe. Before, during and after the jacuzzi.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I want to see a wolverine one day. Apparently they're native to the northern part of Vancouver Island. There's a little subspecies there (it's sole defining trait that distinguishes it from all the rest is that it lives on Vancouver Island).

There was some reality show where people have to survive alone in the wild and they sent them up to NWT and some crazy fucker killed one with an axe. Before, during and after the jacuzzi.
There's a video of someone on a bike on a trail and they're just frozen because a wolverine with a fuckin goat head casually walks right by them like it doesn't even know they're there.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Yep. Real genuine flying squirrels. They don't really fly, they glide, but they can glide pretty fuckin far from tree to tree and they come out at night so you can watch them while you're having a fire.
 

Turry

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There's a video of someone on a bike on a trail and they're just frozen because a wolverine with a fuckin goat head casually walks right by them like it doesn't even know they're there.
When they want to trap one they have to build the trap out of wood because otherwise the wolverine will just kill itself trying to break out of a metal cage. They'll chew their way out of the wooden traps (a foot of frozen pine) in a day or two but it's the only way to catch them.
 
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