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Trudeau is stepping down tomorrow.
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I'm telling you, we need to wage war on the USA and just take a state to unite the nation.
If I ever end up homeless I'm 100% letting those faggots kill me. I might just do it when my parents die. Fuck, I might do it if I spill milk on the rug.
If that shit was an option when I was a kid I can think of a million times I would've done it because I was pissed off at my girlfriend. "Oh, you're just not gonna answer your fucking phone now? I'll show you, you stupit bitch."
I was homeless for 6 months. You have no idea how comfortable being homeless in Canada is if you don't do hard drugs. I actually sort of miss it.
A real man kills himself with a penis chinese penis overdose
I will hand you Minnesota on a golden platter, ripe for the picking...say the word.
(Me escorted out of Parliament hill with my fanatical plans):
Oh my God, FUCK THIS FAGGOT.
If I ever feel even slightly unwelcome anywhere, I don't want to be there. This fucking fruit's just like "don't care. I have bigger fish to fry because I am the King of Canada."
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I used to see this guy at homeless lunches and shit who looked like Liam Neeson but 300 pounds or more. I called him Fat Liam Neeson. Being homeless is Canada is a fawkin breeze.
No you faggots can have Maine and Stephen King too. You’re not getting the state where THE BODY was governor.I will hand you Minnesota on a golden platter, ripe for the picking...say the word.
(Me escorted out of Parliament hill with my fanatical plans):
The only time I ever wanted to dehumanize someone by filming him on my phone was when I saw this homeless Gavin McInnes lookalike by a bus shelter. Same beard and everything, just extremely filthy.
I'll take Maine. It's right close to Halifax. Everyone okay with Canada taking Maine
I met a kid from Maine one time who was extremely freaked out by the black squirrels here. He thought they looked evil, and they do, but in a cute squirrely way.
Aka New New-Brunswick
Statistically more violent than the white squirrels.
Fucking black squirrels coming to my country, breeding with the native reds and greys, eating all the best nuts. Ship their asses back to.... England!
They took the underground nut-trail when escaping from their white squirrel masters?
Some fucking angloid introduced them to Ontario because he missed his shithole island home. "You know what this place needs? More rats."
I've got a bunch of them in my back yard and for a tiny little thing they can actually be scary. Like jump scare sort of thing coming out of the darkness at night.
They'll fight a cat and win. They're no joke.