Tough poll question: who would you trust more to baby sit your children unsupervised?

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hildy is an unabashed molester so that's a guaranteed rape. With Nokes they're more likely to contract typhoid from the filth of his trailer though.

 

[stealthygeek]

Patrick S Tomlinson said that victims of pedophiles ALWAYS become pedophiles... and I believe him. That's why Shane acts out this way.

Shane, have you noticed Pat doesn't seem too eager to play grabass with you on Twitter despite your attempts? It's because he actually believes you're an offending pedophile and doesn't wanna get Jackson Jonesed again.

 

[Turk February]

Hildy is an unabashed molester so that's a guaranteed rape. With Nokes they're more likely to contract typhoid from the filth of his trailer though.

Hildy is a squeemish sensutive queen. Shane Nokes will put the kids head in a vice just to see what happens.

 

[guest]

Not that I trust hildy one bit, but at least he wouldn't tell my kids their mother is a crackwhore.

I'd prefer you watch my kids to either of them, you won't molest them and if you're on your meds you're safe. The black thing doesn't even bother me. My kids at worst get a laugh at your looniness, with either of those scum they're scarred for life.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hildy is a squeemish sensutive queen. Shane Nokes will put the kids head in a vice just to see what happens.

Whatever the outcome, I hope my kids will one day understand that I had a date with some whore and there was absolutely NO ONE else available to watch them

 

[Turk February]

Whatever the outcome, I hope my kids understand I had a date with an extremely hot girl and there was absolutely NO ONE else available

15 years later in family therapy.
"Look, Dr. Potts, he always blames me for getting him raped, he never thanks me from preventing him from getting chainsaw raped"

 

[Niki]

hildy because shanes too retarded to take care of the kid also hildys too much of a pussy to touch my kiddy and if he did he may diddle it whereas shane would do knife stuff

 

[PogromStallone]

Whoever voted Shane needs looking into.

Isn't Eric a self-confessed pedo? Or is that just a bit? I can't even remember.

 

[Turk February]

Isn't Eric a self-confessed pedo? Or is that just a bit? I can't even remember.

Yes, but he is also, objectively, not Shane Nokes.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’d have to go Eric because Shane is an insane, violent lunatic with absolutely no understanding of how he presents himself and he’s also terrifyingly ugly to the point my girls would never recover from the trauma.

I just hope Pat doesn’t show up and murder my children because I know Eric will definitely try to defend him to the cops and probably act as an expert witness for the defense in court.