Tough poll question: who would you trust more to baby sit your children unsupervised?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You mean tard wrangler?

That is the correct answer. She works for a company that helps retarded adults with basic tasks so they can (sort of) live on their own. Some of Stern’s Wack pack members had an “essential person” which explains why he always calls her his “partner” because he needs her to do normal things adults do.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Spreading more lies. He's obsessed with me.

Just make an account you fucking pussy. I want to speak to you directly.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just make an account you fucking pussy. I want to speak to you directly.

He’s afraid of fighting with men, it’s why he attacks women. But we’re the “cowards” according to butter knife butt

 

[Eugene]

Shane is unspeakably sexually repulsive. I feel bad for his babysitter.
I'd feel bad for his "partner" too but I know she doesn't have sex with him.

 

[DMbA]

Hildey not even close, Shane is a worthless bum who should kill himself right now

 

[AliceWorquer]

Hildy has said some questionable shit, but Nokes seems genuinely unhinged and smelly.

 

[PickleRickle]

Very true, Shane has nothing in his life and nothing to lose. I would love to know what lead to his “disability” I’m guessing he took a bad hit to the head to behavior as deranged as him.

He sounds angry enough that it makes me think he's whacked out on pills because of his shitty back. Look how grotesque his body is, theres no way that doesnt hurt lugging that shit around. His skeleton is probably struggling, just like his mothers bones that are just layin around in the ground cause she's dead. DEAD.

 

[BoomerSperg]

It was a tough one because while they are both deranged pedophiles I ultimately went with Eric because he's too much of a coward to do anything when you'd know it was him.

 

[NoBacon]

It was a tough one because while they are both deranged pedophiles I ultimately went with Eric because he's too much of a coward to do anything when you'd know it was him.

I agree Eric Hildeman is a pedophile

 

[Meownaw]

Can someone show me where Hildy said that?

 

[Dog Eater]

I chose Hildy purely on the basis that if he sits on a kid by accident they won’t die. I assume they’re getting molested either way.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I picked Shane because he is such a fat ass that my son could definitely outrun him.

 

[Treat Yourself]

There, your kid is now Shane-proof, problem solved:

 

[guest]

Shane has nothing in his life and nothing to lose

Weight

 

[Turk February]

Shane has 6 different sock accounts on here?

 

[AliceWorquer]

Shane has 6 different sock accounts on here?

Whoever voted Shane needs looking into.

 

[Jenna]

I'd choose Paul Weimer.

They'd get molested, sure. But at least they'd be clean too.

 

[Meownaw]

Shane, because he's going to get gassed before that kid. Hildy could chase the little fucker a lot longer.

Hopefully both literally and figuratively.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Tough one indeed. I think one of them is more likely to be sadistic and come up with more traumatic ways to carry out his depraved impulses. He is never trusted around children so when he finally has the chance he'll go ALL IN. While the other one is more normal-presenting and measured.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I voted Shane because he'd only be able to chase down one of the kids, at best. He'd probably barrel into a coffee table and writhe around on the floor in pain while they chucked eggs at him.

Hildy otoh looks wiry enough that he could possibly snatch up the entire lot.