Torque's shitty vacations.

[TorqueWheeler]

How much vomit did native Costa Ricans expel when Niki was tanning on this boat?

Her slop tits always amuse me. They're everywhere but where they're supposed to be.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Her slop tits always amuse me. They're everywhere but where they're supposed to be.

I’d still shoot a string of pearls on em after she sucked my dick. Wouldn’t stick it in that puss though. Probably smells like the Bayou after a giant Carp dies.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder if he’s ever been in a hotel room that was more than $250?

Even in Vegas they stayed downtown (cheaper than the strip) and were probably only there on week days (even cheaper)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

That's partly why I holiday in places like Sardinia, the Tuscan hills or St Barts. It's a virtual guarantee that there won't be any Tomlinson-like creatures anywhere near.

what makes st bart's better than other carribbean destinations?

 

[guest]

what makes st bart's better than other carribbean destinations?

There are some awful, nouveau types who visit, especially for New Years, and I actually prefer Tobago as an island, but it's quite expensive and so you won't see many fat oiks like Tomlinson. The only fat louts you'll see are Russian, though probably not anymore.