Torque's shitty vacations.

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nice palm-loving fire ants, stupid. You're right, though. It's better to drink directly from the coconut than to use a special needs tourist straw.

See?

His head is bigger than the coconut. Ribs

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You don’t think a 6 figure author only stays in the most luxurious, upscale properties around the world? Nyeheheheheheh

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Purely classless retard faggot

 

[DanFielding]

You don’t think a 6 figure author only stays in the most luxurious, upscale properties around the world? Nyeheheheheheh

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Lifestyles of the White & Trashy. Starring Blobin Leach and his wife Thikki.

 

[FurBurger]

Have you ever wanted to go to a place Fatty has been on vacation?

Yes, but I'm not proud of it.

I'm a sucker for those theme-park curated experiences ("lands") where they go all out to make you believe you're in the place where all these fictional events happened. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge... I know in my head that they're fake, but when I'm surrounded by all the props and the displays and the fake buildings... There's some little part of me, some tiny chunk of my inner child left over that genuinely and unashamedly buys in to it and thinks "It's real! It really happened!"

So, yeah - I'd follow Pat's lead and go to Auschwitz.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

wouldn’t mind some of his European vacation spots. Would be cool
To see where my great grandfather worked and spent the happiest 4 years of his life.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yea I’d love to take my newly wed wife to Auschwitz

This is why I keep insisting Thik Nik is a googly-eyed kikess. Mama Nikberger paid for the tardmoon so long as fatso had to mark out to the holohoax.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice palm-loving fire ants, stupid. You're right, though. It's better to drink directly from the coconut than to use a special needs tourist straw.

See?

Coco gordo

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I was thinking about taking a vacation to Detroit for some gas station Indian food. And then I'll let my roommate fuck me up the ass all weekend.

 

[Jenna]

Honestly if I needed to drain my savings account to avoid paying Quasi, I could blow it all in Vegas in 2 weeks and then smugly tell Jerry I spent all my money to spite your client.

But going there as me who doesn't owe someone from the internet $37k? Gay. What, I'm gonna go play some blackjack and catch Shania Twain's residency at the Bellagio?

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Did someone say honeymoon?!

 

[Stent]

Grimacing at cold leberkäse in a German airport that he ordered thinking it was meatloaf.

First thing they did in Europe was go to a McDonalds.

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First meal of our exciting two weeks foreign vacation? McDonalds. We were starving and it was right there...

American Dad made this exact joke when they first arrive in Europe and Roger over-explains to a local they are just hungry and will go to a proper restaurant later.

 

[guest]

Nice palm-loving fire ants, stupid. You're right, though. It's better to drink directly from the coconut than to use a special needs tourist straw.

See?

I mean, most people just open the coconut and then pour it into a tall glass. Believe it or not these jungle monkeys have evolved to the point where they can use silverware.

 

[guest]

First thing they did in Europe was go to a McDonalds.

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American Dad made this exact joke when they first arrive in Europe and Roger over-explains to a local they are just hungry and will go to a proper restaurant later.

She's really fat

 

[Stent]

She's really fat

A pretty face makes up for a bit of extra weight.

In other girls I mean.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

 

[BillKlacks]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The staff at the resort in Costa Rica still refer to him as “El Gordo Maricon”

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

How much vomit did native Costa Ricans expel when Niki was tanning on this boat?

 

[guest]

I wonder if he’s ever been in a hotel room that was more than $250?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wonder if he’s ever been in a hotel room that was more than $250?

I’m sure they didn’t stay on property when they went to Disney World to buy Star Wars dollies, so no probably not.