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I am the liquor, child.
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I am the liquor, child.
It looks exactly like the house Jack Crawford raids in Silence of the Lambs while Clarice has actually found Jame Gumb's lair.That looks like a serial killers dwelling. I guarantee there are little duct taped skeletons in shallow graves in that wooded area.
constantly chased by dump beesI’d say Tommy Tomlinson is more like Ray. Faking a disability, retard son, banging disgusting lot lizards, trying to do porn but gets too wasted. Lahey at least tried to fix the park up. He just hates the boys for constantly bringing the park into shit.
Based Tommy Tomlinson is pretty great bit tobehonestwitya.What if Tommy is actually a red meat eating reclusive hillbilly, and Pat has twisted his words to make him into a fantasy father figure that doesn't exist? I don't mean just in terms of occupations, but politics.
Tommy: "Fuck the NRA, they're a bunch of money hungry kikes that don't actually do anything to protect gun rights."
Patso: "My dad is a lifelong gun owner and expert marksman, and he hates the NRA."
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a war mongering ZOGbot running with a retarded slit as VP."
4 years later
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a mormon faggot."
Patso: "My dad was a twice Obama voter."
When your driveway has more than two cars, it turns into a parking lotMaster electrician, rodeo clown, and leathersmith (among other things) is either too stupid, lazy, or poor to have his driveway graded and graveled.
Nice puddle, stupid:
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I thought your son made six figures hawking his shit books? He can't pony up a few bucks to help improve his old man's property? Ungrateful swine.
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The picture JSS posted before of Tommy "Gas the Jews" Tomlinson from the back does have a sort of Ben Garrison aesthetic.Based Tommy Tomlinson is pretty great bit tobehonestwitya.
Yeah, there's no inflatable jacuzzi to be seen anywhere.Nice poverty shack, stupid.
Havent you been running forums since you were fawkin 18? Necroing threads is bad etiquette.Nice poverty shack, stupid.
Bad and sick guy!His SSA checks are probably still being garnished for that deadly DWI crash he caused.
It makes Ruby Ridge look like a mansion in a gated communityPigs claimed his parents have been swaTTed. Theyd take one look at that dump and say “whatever. Lets go get lunch”
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