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Tommy Tomlinson's muddy driveway

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What if Tommy is actually a red meat eating reclusive hillbilly, and Pat has twisted his words to make him into a fantasy father figure that doesn't exist? I don't mean just in terms of occupations, but politics.

Tommy: "Fuck the NRA, they're a bunch of money hungry kikes that don't actually do anything to protect gun rights."
Patso: "My dad is a lifelong gun owner and expert marksman, and he hates the NRA."
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a war mongering ZOGbot running with a retarded slit as VP."
4 years later
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a mormon faggot."
Patso: "My dad was a twice Obama voter."
 

Gay Faggot.

Legion of Boq
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What if Tommy is actually a red meat eating reclusive hillbilly, and Pat has twisted his words to make him into a fantasy father figure that doesn't exist? I don't mean just in terms of occupations, but politics.

Tommy: "Fuck the NRA, they're a bunch of money hungry kikes that don't actually do anything to protect gun rights."
Patso: "My dad is a lifelong gun owner and expert marksman, and he hates the NRA."
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a war mongering ZOGbot running with a retarded slit as VP."
4 years later
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a mormon faggot."
Patso: "My dad was a twice Obama voter."
Based Tommy Tomlinson is pretty great bit tobehonestwitya.
 

A House Nigger

Mamie Tuscadero
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Master electrician, rodeo clown, and leathersmith (among other things) is either too stupid, lazy, or poor to have his driveway graded and graveled.

Nice puddle, stupid:

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I thought your son made six figures hawking his shit books? He can't pony up a few bucks to help improve his old man's property? Ungrateful swine.

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From a couple of years ago:

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When your driveway has more than two cars, it turns into a parking lot
 

T. Booth Willy

Caged heat
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They live in a double wide? I thought his faggot dad was some sort of master craftsman? Now I see where Pat gets his skills from. Who says the addition should look like the rest of the "house"? Just tack on another rectangle and boom! You got a triple wide. No wonder piggy is so proud of his wife's ghetto palace. It's a lot nicer than this shithole
 
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