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Tommy Tomlinson's muddy driveway
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Car guy Tommy Tomlinson owns 3 early 2000s Ford Taurus'. My dad's an Actual Car Guy so a '62 GMC is pretty much his daily driver when the snow's gone.
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It looks exactly like the house Jack Crawford raids in Silence of the Lambs while Clarice has actually found Jame Gumb's lair.
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constantly chased by dump bees
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What if Tommy is actually a red meat eating reclusive hillbilly, and Pat has twisted his words to make him into a fantasy father figure that doesn't exist? I don't mean just in terms of occupations, but politics.
Tommy: "Fuck the NRA, they're a bunch of money hungry kikes that don't actually do anything to protect gun rights."
Patso: "My dad is a lifelong gun owner and expert marksman, and he hates the NRA."
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a war mongering ZOGbot running with a retarded slit as VP."
4 years later
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a mormon faggot."
Patso: "My dad was a twice Obama voter."
Tommy: "Fuck the NRA, they're a bunch of money hungry kikes that don't actually do anything to protect gun rights."
Patso: "My dad is a lifelong gun owner and expert marksman, and he hates the NRA."
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a war mongering ZOGbot running with a retarded slit as VP."
4 years later
Tommy: "I'm not voting for a mormon faggot."
Patso: "My dad was a twice Obama voter."
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Based Tommy Tomlinson is pretty great bit tobehonestwitya.
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When your driveway has more than two cars, it turns into a parking lotMaster electrician, rodeo clown, and leathersmith (among other things) is either too stupid, lazy, or poor to have his driveway graded and graveled.
Nice puddle, stupid:
I thought your son made six figures hawking his shit books? He can't pony up a few bucks to help improve his old man's property? Ungrateful swine.
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From a couple of years ago:
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The picture JSS posted before of Tommy "Gas the Jews" Tomlinson from the back does have a sort of Ben Garrison aesthetic.
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I heard this fucked up rumor (probably not true). Supposedly this is where “Jizzy T” would lure all the rookie bull riders from the PBR circuit, drug them and have his way with their anuses.
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Yall member tha thur time Ol’ Tommy hadda sobrey up his fat youngin when he dun got inna mash. yesssireee
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Nice poverty shack, stupid.
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Yeah, there's no inflatable jacuzzi to be seen anywhere.
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I’m sure plenty of boys have flew through that mud. Like father, like son.
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Bumping old threads... That's your bit?
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Havent you been running forums since you were fawkin 18? Necroing threads is bad etiquette.
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They live in a double wide? I thought his faggot dad was some sort of master craftsman? Now I see where Pat gets his skills from. Who says the addition should look like the rest of the "house"? Just tack on another rectangle and boom! You got a triple wide. No wonder piggy is so proud of his wife's ghetto palace. It's a lot nicer than this shithole
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Bad and sick guy!
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It makes Ruby Ridge look like a mansion in a gated community