Tommy "Tall Tales" Tomlinson

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

One more thing…

If Thomas E. Tomlinson owes someone else child support, I guess that means Fatrick has a:

HALF SIBLING

 

[guest]

He looks like a retarded but smug faggot, just like his fat faggot son.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

One more thing…

If Thomas E. Tomlinson owes someone else child support, I guess that means Fatrick has a:

HALF SIBLING

Is daughter abandoning a Tomlinson family tradition/rite of passage?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is fucking wild.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Disheartening news, brothermen. Apparently Papa Clown's listed middle name is Gregory. I can't find a Thomas E. Tomlinson in Wisconsin who looks anything like this guy though and whoever he is, he very clearly looks like Pat. His age also lines up. What's the deal with these Tomlinson's?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

You don’t think he looks like a ski jumper and snowmobile racer?

He is stealthy also

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pulling this over from the PBR thread. Thomas E. Tomlinson graduated from Memorial High School (Eau Claire, WI) in 1967. Member of the Future Farmers of America. Stupidly punchable moron face that definitely shares some similarities with The Pig. I thought he'd be older when they had Pat but otherwise I think it's him. Could this be the greatest man who ever lived?

He doesn't look like a Tom to me more of a Warren or Cecil

 

[Udders]

Disheartening news, brothermen. Apparently Papa Clown's listed middle name is Gregory. I can't find a Thomas E. Tomlinson in Wisconsin who looks anything like this guy though and whoever he is, he very clearly looks like Pat. His age also lines up. What's the deal with these Tomlinson's?

I would've sworn that was the guy. The fish mouth gene runs strong through all three of those male Tomlinsons.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

That looks exactly like him.

I don't know what kind of scams/fake identity shenanigans the Tomlinsons pulled but that's the father.

Hey, maybe just ask Pat? I'm sure he'll set the record straight.

 

[guest]

There's no way that isn't Pat's dad, lol. That is some surreal shit.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Disheartening news, brothermen. Apparently Papa Clown's listed middle name is Gregory. I can't find a Thomas E. Tomlinson in Wisconsin who looks anything like this guy though and whoever he is, he very clearly looks like Pat. His age also lines up. What's the deal with these Tomlinson's?

ffs I was all in with Tom E being his father. Whoever he is, he looks like a faggot anyway.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Further proof:

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Disheartening news, brothermen. Apparently Papa Clown's listed middle name is Gregory. I can't find a Thomas E. Tomlinson in Wisconsin who looks anything like this guy though and whoever he is, he very clearly looks like Pat. His age also lines up. What's the deal with these Tomlinson's?

No wonder they named him Tom Tomlinson. He'd forget his name otherwise

 

[fusciasomething]

Tom E Tomlinson sounds like a character from one of his retarded son's books. Imagine being such an abject failure your fat son had to make up a story about you being a rodeo clown for internet clout

 

[Raymond]

Fire, stalk with me, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There's no way that isn't Pat's dad, lol. That is some surreal shit.

I know it's so ridiculous to think this Thomas Tomlinson, born in the same year, in the same state and with the same stupid fucking face ISN'T Pat's dad that I think it's more likely Papa Clown might have changed his middle name for some reason.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Name matches perfectly.

Hmmm.... W7387 Patchin Road, Pardeeville, WI 53954

Is this where Thomas E. Tomlinson taught his retarded son Patrick how to make niggeroni?

This looks like a place people have been held against their will

 

[BudDickman]

I know it's so ridiculous to think this Thomas Tomlinson, born in the same year, in the same state and with the same stupid fucking face ISN'T Pat's dad that I think it's more likely Papa Clown might have changed his middle name for some reason.

Same hick town, in fact. Papa Clown was from Eau Claire.

 

[guest]

Hahahahaha. A spitting image of Pig. Bet he was a huge cunt like Pat too.