I'd fuck Betty for sure
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Tommy "Tall Tales" Tomlinson
- Thread starter TorqueWheeler
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Mama Raven got knocked up by a different tommy Tomlinson. So she didn't cheat by her standards. The original Tomlinson Technicality. Explains why Kyle looks like Dylan Klebold and not a fish lipped dolt
He looks like one of those Zodiac killer suspects
Pulling this over from the PBR thread. Thomas E. Tomlinson graduated from Memorial High School (Eau Claire, WI) in 1967. Member of the Future Farmers of America. Stupidly punchable moron face that definitely shares some similarities with The Pig. I thought he'd be older when they had Pat but otherwise I think it's him. Could this be the greatest man who ever lived?
Either that or big poppa clown was a flat footed, nearsighted fag.
Perhaps it’s some manifestation of the renowned Tomlinson wit? Maybe Papa Clown was trying to be clever and make it so he could have “Tommy Tomlinson” on his yearbook without having to write it out like that. The pineapple-shaped head, fish mouth, and dead eyes are too much of a match. It has to be him.Disheartening news, brothermen. Apparently Papa Clown's listed middle name is Gregory. I can't find a Thomas E. Tomlinson in Wisconsin who looks anything like this guy though and whoever he is, he very clearly looks like Pat. His age also lines up. What's the deal with these Tomlinson's?
I also considered this. Wouldn't surprise me if this was a hilarious bit of mirth-making from the original Tomlinson comedian and renowned Carlin mega-fan, Tom-E Tomlinson.
He even has the same hair line!
He’s got the same weird Chinese eyes.
Double chin too. I can't accept this isn't Papa Clown.
Nice outliving two kids and a grandkid, stupid. I wonder if Mama Beaver raised him right.
Also has anyone pointed out how close "Tom Tomlinson" is to "Chip Chipperson"?
I found him too but that’d put him at 20/21 in ‘67. Papa Clown is exactly the right age to be graduating high school then.
Tom E Tomlinson died at 75 a month ago, Tom G Tomlinson is still kicking at 73. So yeah back in the day there were two Tom Tomlinsons in the Wisconsin school system.
So another thing I find strange is why this Tom E, who graduated in ‘67 and looks like Pat, shows up in the Classmates search results but no other Tom/Thomas Tomlinson does.
So another thing I find strange is why this Tom E, who graduated in ‘67 and looks like Pat, shows up in the Classmates search results but no other Tom/Thomas Tomlinson does.
I'm guessing Piggy's dad was an stupid high school failure who didn't graduate. Tom E was born 9/3/46 while Tom G was apparently born 1/1/49. I think we might have an exciting New Year's tradition over at the forums!
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Nice Alfred Hitchcock Presents silhouette, stupid.
We're probably barking up the wrong tree because the hick farmer who worked blue collar jobs his whole life probably never even went to school. Faggot didn't even know a war was happening and there was no record of his existence so he didn't get drafted.So another thing I find strange is why this Tom E, who graduated in ‘67 and looks like Pat, shows up in the Classmates search results but no other Tom/Thomas Tomlinson does.
Nice being F4, faggot.
Pulling this over from the PBR thread. Thomas E. Tomlinson graduated from Memorial High School (Eau Claire, WI) in 1967. Member of the Future Farmers of America. Stupidly punchable moron face that definitely shares some similarities with The Pig. I thought he'd be older when they had Pat but otherwise I think it's him. Could this be the greatest man who ever lived?