Tomlinson’s Deli - coming soon August 2024

[Total Tranny Death]

"Meatless charcuterie" always gets the ribs

 

[BudDickman]

"Meatless charcuterie" always gets the ribs

He is such a fucking mongoloid. He thinks charcuterie is just an assortment of stuff that you can eat.

You ever talk to someone in real life and they say something so stupid that it makes pause and think, "oh, this guy's just a fucking retard"? That's Pat, except that he's also simultaneously a huge asshole and know-it-all faggot, so you can't take pity on him for being so retarded.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

He is such a fucking mongoloid. He thinks charcuterie is just an assortment of stuff that you can eat.

You ever talk to someone in real life and they say something so stupid that it makes pause and think, "oh, this guy's just a fucking retard"? That's Pat, except that he's also simultaneously a huge asshole and know-it-all faggot, so you can't take pity on him for being so retarded.

I can think of at least 2 people on this forum that fit the description

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That he insisted they serve him scrambled egg at a fancy restaurant in Paris is legit disgusting.

They probably spat in it.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I missed this gem the first time around. We need more content like this. I'm tellin the forems to GO BACK...to the way it used to be

 

[quasi101]

I can think of at least 2 people on this forum that fit the description

that's half the forum users!!!!

 

[quasi101]

I missed this gem the first time around. We need more content like this. I'm tellin the forems to GO BACK...to the way it used to be

pat posting is dead?????

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This really is fucking funny. I hope we'll see future additions to the menu like...

...this Thanksgiving special.

A variety of chicken and Asian dishes (Lightsaber chopsticks are a must.)

This curry (?) plated by someone with severe autism...

...and whatever the fuck kind of slop is going on here.


Need to source that whisky they age in barrels at sea too.

Rock Coat Chicken

 

[BudDickman]

Another classic culinary moment from Pat:

 

[Hudson]

World famous HOMEMADE tuna salad!

 

[BudDickman]

I think the whole nuts on the side started with some black guy server who didn't like Pat's attitude going "you want some a deez nuts to go with that?" and Pat said "why yes, I would like some of those nuts". He's been having them ever since.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I heard their Niggeroni is locally sourced and aged to perfection in a childless cat ladies barren womb marinated in the fart gases of African American gentlemen.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don’t know if anyone’s seen this yet, but someone in Milwaukee is opening a Patrick Tomlinson themed restaurant!

My Reddit contact from r/Milwaukee apparently reached out to Pat, but he wasn’t too receptive

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It’s a bummer Patrick doesn’t wasn’t to be involved. Regardless, I think this place sounds like a smash hit! My Reddit contact was even able to send over a copy of the soft-opening menu

Wow, sure looks yummy and affordable!

Looks like another friend of the show reached out to Patrick. Hopefully Patrick comes to his senses and forms a partnership with a Tomlinson’s Deli. No one wants to be washing strangers’ cumstains for a living!

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Hope to see you all there! It would make for a fun mid-year reunion before the Pest Holiday Party

Added the wine lawyer twink. *Chefs Kiss* fucking excellent.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Bump.

Thread of the year winner.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

pat posting is dead?????

Idk, is it?