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To break kayfabe for a moment this is my actual plan. It’s all I’ve done my entire life. I’m amazed I only have the one child, at least that I know about.
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Tips for passionate, emotionally-resonant sex? (Gassers, don’t read!)
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What the fuck can I even say at this point? "Is there flesh pounding on flesh during sex?". What exactly are you asking here? How to fuck your girlfriend better?
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Yes that’s exactly it. But also in a passionate way where we connect, instead of a savage hate fuck like my ex wife.
Also, nice interpreting the tone of my post, stupid
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Put peins in vagene
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The art of making LOVE, brotherman, instead of fucking. That’s what I’m looking for.
Dan Mullen would have known what to do instantly.
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Lol. I'm no expert, but I've always found that missionary with somebody you care for always has that extra charge to it. Otherwise, you might as well do them like a dog and give them the aggressive missile from behind.
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This is the first time I've ever seen @ work. PFG
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This is the second time you’ve said this and I’m beginning to believe you’re not just paraphrasing Stupid Gavin.
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Did I say that twice? Fawk, I need some new jokes. I’m also not paraphrasing him.
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He recommends 5 minute showers to remain slightly unclean for pheromone purposes. In other words he smells like shit like Steve Jobs.
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I was just making a joke about smelling like shit before fucking a woman for the first time. I try not to repeat my jokes so I’ll discard that one for good. Job’s trying to cure his cancer by changing his diet was beyond retarded.
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Which song?
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combine them: 'can I finish coming inside you?'
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Angry Eyes. time the bust for when the extended instrumental ends. she will love you forever
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"I'm going to come inside of you."
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I knew the Dan Man would know exactly what to do
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“Sorry, I already came inside of you. You’re just so pretty that I can’t help it.”
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"I'm sorry you're so stupid, child. I mean, sexy. stlaker."
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You ask?