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treat her like a motorbike... ride it like you stole it!
I'm just doing jokes now, but hope if it's meant to be then it all works-out.
I'm just doing jokes now, but hope if it's meant to be then it all works-out.
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Tips for passionate, emotionally-resonant sex? (Gassers, don’t read!)
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You’re overthinking this way too much. Just go with the flow maaaan. If there’s mutual attraction things will sort themselves out.
Just don’t knock her up.
Just don’t knock her up.
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every time there's a post made about sexual strategies here
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This guy is literally gay.
Don’t fall in love with this girl, nothing but despair and madness that road leads.
Enjoy it while it lasts, hope she’s one of the few girls that age that can handle a real relationship but expect she isn’t.
This is the modern woman’s modus operandi.
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A few whiskies before. Your dick will be as hard as a week-old baguette and about as sensitive. You'll be able to bash away at her cunt like a battering ram for half an hour without any chance of blowing your wad. Meanwhile, unless you're hung like a light switch, she'll cum 4 or 5 times. Plus the smell of booze on your breath will tie into whatever weird uncle/stranger rape fantasy she secretly has.
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film all your sessions for review later by you and your coaches - top sportsmen do it, you should too.
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Keep on the socks AND the white New Balance sneakers. You will be irresistible.
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FACT: @Harry Powell was an unfuckable divorced sad sack before I shared my zoomer dating skills. He’s crushing zoomer pussy now and @Jenna hates that!
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she did say her dad “is not a good guy”, this may work
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Which is more romantic?
“Can I come inside you?”
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“Can I finish inside you?”
“Can I come inside you?”
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“Can I finish inside you?”
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Like when you're in traffic court?
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Lmfao, this has to be a bait post. "Lots of skin contact"? C'mon!
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What's more romantic is not asking her permission for anything. Haven't you ever read any of the best selling women's romance novels in history, written by women? Being treated respectfully and being asked permission is a vaginal desiccant.
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"Where do you want it?"
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Just say I'm gonna cum and she'll tell you where she wants it.
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Guys, stop being subservient to women for just one moment in your lives, and put it where YOU want it, not where SHE wants it
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That's what I call pulling a @Rutherford_b_Blaze
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Just ask if she is on birth control.
If you are a mid rawdogging her and she says yes its a greenlight.
If you are a mid rawdogging her and she says yes its a greenlight.
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Bzzzt! Wrong once again, aTalker. All of my posts are 100% sincere.
Genuinely, I’d tell you if they weren’t.