• Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com

  • Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Tiny Tim is going to come out soon

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
Forum Clout
72,666
His best hope it comes out around the holidays so he can sell about a dozen books. No one is interested in reading that shit while on vacation at the beach. Again I have to say it, the plot itself is ridiculous! It's just as bad as Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter! The fad of combining 2 things that don't go together past long ago
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Forum Clout
259,055
"Fonald Plump". And yes, he did.
Not only that but said he was proud of that character. Someone had mentioned Plump in a GoodReads review and one of his defenders said the review must be fake because “Fonald Plump” is so awful no decent writer would actually have come up with it. Pat of course corrected the record on that one.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
Forum Clout
12,537
1688043968245.png


The desperate plea to Netflix always gets my ribs.
 

Dennis Denuto

It's the vibe
Forum Clout
19,657
Not only that but said he was proud of that character. Someone had mentioned Plump in a GoodReads review and one of his defenders said the review must be fake because “Fonald Plump” is so awful no decent writer would actually have come up with it. Pat of course corrected the record on that one.
It reminds me when someone called a redditor's atalker account with a pat profile picture ugly and pat stepped in to correcT the record.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
Forum Clout
40,582
His buddy Scalzi already cucked his Herd Immunity idea

 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️we have 12 discord gays using this account❤️
Forum Clout
98,493
When I snowboarded I used to know some insanely great skiers, a couple of them went pro. I guarantee you they would have a hard time going backwards on one ski down a double black diamond. Pat is a fat idiot and a liar. Edit: I don’t think they could even do it and they could effortlessly switch (backwards) 450 (1.5 spins) onto rails, switch up in the middle, and pretzel (spin the hard way) 270 out with ease.
I can literally not stress enough how many absolutely fucking nasty skiers I’ve seen in my hay day and I’ve never seen any of them do what Pat claims he did. It’s probably easier to throw a switch double cork 1080 (seen tons of them) than do what Piggy claims he did. Oink oink
 
Top