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FamilyDollar

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Adderal Pat sounds like fun. Prisoning stlakers and firing out the hottest takes twitter has ever seen at triple speed, slapping Nikkki around like a fatter E. Honda.
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Rick was a Ritalin kid. He's only mentioned it about 30 times. Linger longer in prison, stlaker.
 

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Rick was a Ritalin kid. He's only mentioned it about 30 times. Linger longer in prison, stlaker.
He's the opposite of hyperactive. He literally had zero activities when he was in school. He lounged around and watched TV, played video games and board games. That's not what hyperactive kids do- especially if they're not on their meds.
 

chewtoyrapist

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Hey Rick, when is In the Red coming out? Your sequel to In the Black... whatever happened there
It's on their list, stlaker. Just quietly waiting for them to resend their six figure offer that got lost in the mail. Quietly is key.

Seriously though, him thanklessly telling the 5 people who have read it and somehow wanted more to @torbooks and ask them to publish the sequel is so pathetic. Definitely what authors with tens of thousands of fans and books that secretly sell more than nyt best sellers do.
 

FamilyDollar

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It will go the way of Herd Immunity - he will desperately pitch it at a few conventions, they will take one look at his twitter and say "no thanks"
I love the Herd Immunity saga:

Dec 2020 - 10k words
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Feb/2021 - 23k words sent to his agent
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May/2023 - oinking about his forgotten masterpiece
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June/2023 - still being shopped, stlaker.
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Did we ever actually find out what Herd Immunity is about? I know we can assume it's some gay shit he began writing during COVID that probably has evil Republicans in it, but did Rick ever outline the general plot?
 

Dennis Denuto

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I love the Herd Immunity saga:

Dec 2020 - 10k words
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Feb/2021 - 23k words sent to his agent
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May/2023 - oinking about his forgotten masterpiece
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June/2023 - still being shopped, stlaker.
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Did we ever actually find out what Herd Immunity is about? I know we can assume it's some gay shit he began writing during COVID that probably has evil Republicans in it, but did Rick ever outline the general plot?
God imagine masturbating yourself so much that you cry at your own writings.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Rick was a Ritalin kid. He's only mentioned it about 30 times. Linger longer in prison, stlaker.
When I snowboarded I used to know some insanely great skiers, a couple of them went pro. I guarantee you they would have a hard time going backwards on one ski down a double black diamond. Pat is a fat idiot and a liar. Edit: I don’t think they could even do it and they could effortlessly switch (backwards) 450 (1.5 spins) onto rails, switch up in the middle, and pretzel (spin the hard way) 270 out with ease.
 
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chewtoyrapist

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I love the Herd Immunity saga:

Dec 2020 - 10k words
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Feb/2021 - 23k words sent to his agent
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May/2023 - oinking about his forgotten masterpiece
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June/2023 - still being shopped, stlaker.
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Did we ever actually find out what Herd Immunity is about? I know we can assume it's some gay shit he began writing during COVID that probably has evil Republicans in it, but did Rick ever outline the general plot?
Something about elephant hunting, get this... IN SPACE. Faggot thinks he's hemingway writing the green hills of africa, but with tranny marines or something. I think scalzi actually wrote a novel with the same plot and got it published at the same time rick was begging twitter to do his agent's job.

Also it's telling that he says word count is meaningless while also running up the ladder of story length categories until it's "grown up". Reminds me of when he was unpublished and told fucking scalzi (again) that establishing himself as a writer with short stories was playing in the minor leagues. Fucking kill yourself you artless faggot.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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He is going to rush it within the next few weeks or months and pretend he was secretly working on it this whole time.
There’s a better chance of Ooga making a groveling apology to Leslie and Homeland Security. There’s a better chance of Ooga bathing. There’s a better chance of Ooga coming up with a clever tweet.

He’s not going to finish this book by Christmas and I doubt he’ll ever finish it at all. He would have abandoned it altogether years ago, except he thought he’d prove a point to the stlaker children. The only point he’s proven is that he’s fat and stupid.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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He's the opposite of hyperactive. He literally had zero activities when he was in school. He lounged around and watched TV, played video games and board games. That's not what hyperactive kids do- especially if they're not on their meds.
Eh, it depends. ADHD lends itself to hyperfocus — except you can’t control where you direct that hyperfocus. Instead of using it to do your homework, you’ll sit down to play one game of Tetris or watch one episode of Homeland and still be sitting on your fat ass in the same spot when the sun comes up.

That said, I’d bet Pat isn’t ADHD. Instead, he probably is bipolar and swings from completely sedentary, brooding, angry orientation to subdued, angry mania.

On top of that I’d guess histrionic personality disorder and/or borderline personality disorder.

But what the fuck do we know? You can call it Tomlinson Syndrome and it would amount to the same thing: a fat piece of shit who Is in hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and spends every waking minute thinking about the strangers who point and laugh at him. The only cure for that is a self-inflicted 12 gauge skull makeover.
 

stealthygeek

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I love the Herd Immunity saga:

Dec 2020 - 10k words
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Feb/2021 - 23k words sent to his agent
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May/2023 - oinking about his forgotten masterpiece
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June/2023 - still being shopped, stlaker.
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Did we ever actually find out what Herd Immunity is about? I know we can assume it's some gay shit he began writing during COVID that probably has evil Republicans in it, but did Rick ever outline the general plot?
Wrote it as a short story, a screenplay and a novel and all he got was a Scientology trophy that he's now ashamed to acknowledge.




 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Wrote it as a short story, a screenplay and a novel and all he got was a Scientology trophy that he's now ashamed to acknowledge.




sci-fi allows writers to really stretch their imagination when it comes to beings, creatures, etc. the best Rick can do is 'space elephants', 'Fonald Plump' & 'Space McDonalds'., what a fucking retard.
I also wonder if this is another stolen story, just with some diversity sprinkled-in. Since he's lazy, the furthest he'd look is the bookshelf behind him... someone should investigate.
 
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