Tiny Tim is going to come out soon

[Dennis Denuto]

He needs the money.
He is going to rush it within the next few weeks or months and pretend he was secretly working on it this whole time.
He will have pig luck like he always does and some retard at some gay publisher will sell his shitty book.

Predictions for Tiny Tim?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He is going to rush it within the next few weeks or months and pretend he was secretly working on it this whole time.
He will have pig luck like he always does and some retard at some gay publisher will sell his shitty book.

Predictions for Tiny Tim?

Prediction: Pat will have to self publish it on Amazon. No publisher will touch him these days.

 

[porquedealer]

He is going to rush it within the next few weeks or months and pretend he was secretly working on it this whole time.
He will have pig luck like he always does and some retard at some gay publisher will sell his shitty book.

Predictions for Tiny Tim?

This is the best case scenario.
Quasi gets some funds from the advance.
and fatty has another flop stinking him up further we can mock.
There is no way he is getting a multi book contract.

 

[Dog Eater]

I wish Patrick would come out soon fucking closeted faaaag.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Owen still beat him to publication even if it was promptly deplatformed by Jews.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He'll make less than $300 on this shit book

 

[Meownaw]

I want him to finish it badly.

 

[PickleRickle]

Oy guvnuh. Jolly wigga-woo me trog wollops.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's completely and totally unpublishable.

Patrick thinks he can write as well as Dickens. Do you think there is a single industry professional working on Planet Earth who would agree with that?

This will never see the light of day.

Patrick might not realise that this "WIP" is the last, desperate, drowning gasp of his writing career.

But those around him know.

Nikki knows.

You know.

Dan Mullen knows.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's completely and totally unpublishable.

Patrick thinks he can write as well as Dickens. Do you think there is a single industry professional working on Planet Earth who would agree with that?

This will never see the light of day.

Patrick might not realise that this "WIP" is the last, desperate, drowning gasp of his writing career.

But those around him know.

Nikki knows.

You know.

Dan Mullen knows.

Dan Mullen has down syndrome, funster.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat's tiny tim book belongs in a Borders clearance section back in 2010

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I want him to finish it badly.

He's wayyyy ahead of you on that, brotherman.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yeah I agree he's going to start churning out books again to keep the "author" charade with Lynne

self-publishing on ebook if need be

 

[BoomerSperg]

He'll make less than $300 on this shit book

This is before factoring in all the alcohol he bought at hoolis while "working" on it, of course.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I want him to finish it badly.

It’s a Catch-22 situation, I want it to be published so Quasi can get paid finally but I don’t want him to be successful and make any money.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It’s a Catch-22 situation, I want it to be published so Quasi can get paid finally but I don’t want him to be successful and make any money.

Death, taxes and Patrick NEVER being a success are the only 3 things you can count on in this life.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine having a $50,000 debt hanging over your head from an extremely stupid decision you made back in 2020 / 2021 and your only chance at avoiding financial catastrophe is a “Tiny Tim Gets Revenge LOL” book that you’ll need to shop around to publishers AFTER you finish it.

I can’t fault the fat one here - I wouldn’t be too worried about finishing it either.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Hey Rick, when is In the Red coming out? Your sequel to In the Black... whatever happened there

 

[Jenna]

Seriously Rick, buy a couple Adderalls, pop one each morning and you'll finish this book soon enough to have it ready for a Christmas 2023 release. No Hooligans trip necessary.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Seriously Rick, buy a couple Adderalls, pop one each morning and you'll finish this book soon enough to have it ready for a Christmas 2023 release. No Hooligans trip necessary.

Adderal Pat sounds like fun. Prisoning stlakers and firing out the hottest takes twitter has ever seen at triple speed, slapping Nikkki around like a fatter E. Honda.