Tiny Tim #amnotwriting

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Hello fans, let’s celebrate our favorite author by taking a waddle down memory lane whilst we eagerly await the release of Tiny Tim.

After plagiarizing become inspired by A Christmas Carol, debtor/defendant Tomlinson made a bizarre xeet.

Just two weeks later, a certain author/political firebrand/stand-up comedian rewrote history by saying xeet was actually a ‘joke’ but it is now the basis of his new book.

It seems like his agent may be a Patposter based on his somewhat blunt response.

Stubborn as always, Patrick proceeded to write three chapters and wanted his agent to see how ‘stupid’ his idea is.

Apparently the idea isn’t stupid or Patrick continued to write further in an attempt to revive his dying career a month later.



The silliest goose in Milwaukee was under the impression he could get the book published by Christmas 2023 but it appears those dreams have been Annabelle’d.

As the ‘little feller’ has ran out of luck, let’s move on to 2023.

Nearly nine months later, it seems like he is still lacking the motivation to finish it. But wait…

In June 2023, his agent is still only intrigued despite his initial reaction of what the fuck in Jan 2022 and sending out a partial in August 2022? Not good.

That is literally it. Nice career, stupid.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Addendum: fat. Also, he was planning on writing two books last year lollllll

 

[Will Tate]

Sent it to his agent for "their" review. Unless his agent is a tranny he lying, why doesn't he specify the gender of his literary agent?

 

[SFWA liaison]

This guy rehashing Dickens' and Adam's characters and worlds calls people out for "plagiarism" because a book covier is red and has a bird on it

 

[guest]

Sent it to his agent for "their" review. Unless his agent is a tranny he lying, why doesn't he specify the gender of his literary agent?

In one of the tweets he said he sent it to the "little feller". So his agent is either someone bigger and stronger than pat or normal sized. But he has to subtly talk bad about him.

 

[Suetonius]

Aiming for a December 2023 release. We’re only 4 months away so I assume we should see the book. I mean all that was holding it back is the pesky publisher and totally not his lack of writing.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I don't understand. The ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (haha) shows Ebenezer Scrooge a Christmas after he's already dead. A destiny that could be avoided if he changes his ways.

But apparently if he does change his ways instead of dying alone and unloved......he's brutally murdered?

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I don't understand. The ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (haha) shows Ebenezer Scrooge a Christmas after he's already dead. A destiny that could be avoided if he changes his ways.

But apparently if he does change his ways instead of dying alone and unloved......he's brutally murdered?

I have no idea, is it even sci-fi? It seems like a completely different genre which explains why the agent is probably intrigued that he is writing this bullshit.

 

[NoBacon]

He’s also at the end of his life, which is the point. It’s never too late to change.

He somehow lives another 20-30 years in Patrick’s nonsense.

 

[Jim Crying]

This book has gotta be the most ill-fated thing he's ever come up with or devoted himself to, second only to the lawsuit and impregnating Ade.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He’s also at the end of his life, which is the point. It’s never too late to change.

He somehow lives another 20-30 years in Patrick’s nonsense.

Yeah, in the story it's implied that he has a very small amount of time to start to make things right.

 

[NoBacon]

Yeah, in the story it's implied that he has a very small amount of time to start to make things right.

His death is shown and it’s the next Christmas. Changing his ways grants him peace and spares him eternity in hell, it doesn’t grant him extended life.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

His death is shown and it’s the next Christmas. Changing his ways grants him peace and spares him eternity in hell, it doesn’t grant him extended life.

Yeah, I meant make things right as in 'you're dying soon, try to do some good for others before you leave'.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Remember when a hilarious funster came out with a Christmas Carnage and Pat laughed and cried at Amazon until they took it down?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

His death is shown and it’s the next Christmas. Changing his ways grants him peace and spares him eternity in hell, it doesn’t grant him extended life.

It also saves Tiny Tim from dying too. (I never read the book either but I didn't take two years to read the synopsis.) You're right, Scrooge dies regardless.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

He’s on that George Martin schedule. Genius cannot be rushed funster.

 

[Meownaw]

That one excerpt where he does the overly British voice to every single line on dialogue was exhausting to read.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

That one excerpt where he does the overly British voice to every single line on dialogue was exhausting to read.

'Ello govnah!

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

That one excerpt where he does the overly British voice to every single line on dialogue was exhausting to read.

 

[NoBacon]

That one excerpt where he does the overly British voice to every single line on dialogue was exhausting to read.

Normal writers would do something like:

“Oi! Get over here boy!” barked Dan Mullen in his thick cockney drawl.

Patrick’s tiny Tim.

“OI! LITT’LE FELLA MOZEY O’ ERE SO’S I’S CAN’S TAKES A LOOK SEE AT YER PLONKIN’ FACE”