Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.

[Smeckler's Powder]

"Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb!

I came here to say this

 

[Turk February]

Lol shut up, Brantford. He was all about Nova Scotia.

There are monuments in Brantford saying "telephone invented here" and stuff. They are nuts that Bell came there once.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

But I invented the lightbulb up my ass!

I came here to do this

 

[Turk February]

It wasn't Joel. It was Daniel. I bullied him a lot. And I think it wasn't his parents who caught him. It was his sister. God my memory is so fuzzy. Someone definitely shoved a lightbulb up their ass and jumped on their bed though.

 

[Professor Rape]

Umm, ackshually, he was a patent thief and a RACIST.

Shut the fuck up. I don't fucking care. If you were taking a test and the question was "Who invented the light bulb?" the correct answer would be "Thomas Edison".

Reddity queers like to polish Nikola Tesla's balls but Tesla was a weird bird-fucking creep who electrocuted his own dick for fun. Like if he spoke to your kid you'd tell him to fucking stop.

I hate inventors and inventions.

I remember reading about how a lot of famous inventors and physicists and stuff would spend 24/7 just working. Never socialize, never have sex, basically put everything else except their work on the pay no mind list.

I used to respect it. But all those people are burning in hell now because they didn't go to church.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There are monuments in Brantford saying "telephone invented here" and stuff. They are nuts that Bell came there once.

I was supposed to take a trip to Brantford to go ice fishing a while ago and I kind of had a freakout and didn't end up going. My one friend has not shut the fuck up about ice fishing since it snowed and he won't just go by himself because he has to have someone do literally everything for him because he's stupid. I pretty much told him all that "I don't feel like driving for hours to do a bunch of work." Then a few hours later he sends me a picture of his hut set up like 10 feet away from a road and you can see fucking power lines over his head. Good for you, retard, you drove all day to go "fishing" in a foot of water. Faggot. This is one of my best friends and I'm really running out of patience for his needy retard shit lately.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It wasn't Joel. It was Daniel. I bullied him a lot. And I think it wasn't his parents who caught him. It was his sister. God my memory is so fuzzy. Someone definitely shoved a lightbulb up their ass and jumped on their bed though.

Jumping around with fragile glass in your ass seems like risky business.

 

[Turk February]

I was supposed to take a trip to Brantford to go ice fishing a while ago and I kind of had a freakout and didn't end up going. My one friend has not shut the fuck up about ice fishing since it snowed and he won't just go by himself because he has to have someone do literally everything for him because he's stupid. I pretty much told him all that "I don't feel like driving for hours to do a bunch of work." Then a few hours later he sends me a picture of his hut set up like 10 feet away from a road and you can see fucking power lines over his head. Good for you, retard, you drove all day to go "fishing" in a foot of water. Faggot. This is one of my best friends and I'm really running out of patience for his needy retard shit lately.

I've gone fishing in Brantford. It's just an excuse to get really drunk and fall into river and have to be rescued.

 

[johnnynoname]

he was a patent thief and a RACIST.

i mean, probably

 

[Turk February]

i mean, probably

A man who is accepting would have made a dimmer switch to accept all shades of people.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I was supposed to take a trip to Brantford to go ice fishing a while ago and I kind of had a freakout and didn't end up going. My one friend has not shut the fuck up about ice fishing since it snowed and he won't just go by himself because he has to have someone do literally everything for him because he's stupid. I pretty much told him all that "I don't feel like driving for hours to do a bunch of work." Then a few hours later he sends me a picture of his hut set up like 10 feet away from a road and you can see fucking power lines over his head. Good for you, retard, you drove all day to go "fishing" in a foot of water. Faggot. This is one of my best friends and I'm really running out of patience for his needy retard shit lately.

Maybe it's time to give him one of these:

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I remember reading about how a lot of famous inventors and physicists and stuff would spend 24/7 just working. Never socialize, never have sex, basically put everything else except their work on the pay no mind list.

I used to respect it. But all those people are burning in hell now because they didn't go to church.

Tesla's father was an Orthodox Priest and little Nikolai fell away from the faith and would have vivid logismoi constantly.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Turry Precision

 

[Chive Turkey]

ACKTUALY!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

ACKTUALY!

If you listen really carefully to the demon in the bulb it tells the truth, lol. "He could be credited with making them more portable and efficient" so they existed prior to Lewis Latimer and he just improved on them.

 

[Professor Rape]

There's more of these. Holy Jesus.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There's more of these. Holy Jesus.

Yeah a lot of kids media is insane now. I'd veto anything that looked like this immediately.

 

[Professor Rape]

Oh look. Here's the writers of those cartoons. They're husband and wife too.

Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh look. Here's the writers of those cartoons. They're husband and wife too.

Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey.

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I didn't expect Rebeca to be black

 

[Professor Rape]