Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Umm, ackshually, he was a patent thief and a RACIST.

Shut the fuck up. I don't fucking care. If you were taking a test and the question was "Who invented the light bulb?" the correct answer would be "Thomas Edison".

Reddity queers like to polish Nikola Tesla's balls but Tesla was a weird bird-fucking creep who electrocuted his own dick for fun. Like if he spoke to your kid you'd tell him to fucking stop.

I hate inventors and inventions.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He only invented the light bulb because he couldn't see his tiny dick in the dark and he would accidentally piss on his hands at night. Dumbass should have just used a diaper.

 

[LiberalPussy]

ACKTUALY!

 

[H0meRunCumia]

His birthplace is near me, what a shitty tourist stop it is... That's the first thing they tell you too, "Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb!"


I wish i'd stolen one of the wax cylinder tubes they had out, as repayment for my wasted time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ACKTUALY!

That's... for kids?

Remember Magic School Bus? The white kids and the darkie kids hung out and got along. Even little jew ass Arnold.

 

[PickleRickle]

Thomas Edison aint shit but a ho and a trick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His birthplace is near me, what a shitty tourist stop it is... That's the first thing they tell you too, "Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb!"


I wish i'd stolen one of the wax cylinder tubes they had out, as repayment for my wasted time.

"Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb!"

"THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE??"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Reddity queers like to polish Nikola Tesla's balls but Tesla was a weird bird-fucking creep who electrocuted his own dick for fun.

And he's not /ourinventor/?

BTW Tesla retained semen. I'm serious.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And he's not /ourinventor/?

BTW Tesla retained semen. I'm serious.

He definitely shot loads in or on that bird.

 

[aRTie02150]

His birthplace is near me, what a shitty tourist stop it is... That's the first thing they tell you too, "Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb!"


I wish i'd stolen one of the wax cylinder tubes they had out, as repayment for my wasted time.

I grew up in Chelsea and was forced to learn about him and how Edison was a thief.

 

[Turk February]

I grew up in Chelsea and was forced to learn about him and how Edison was a thief.

We all know the lightbulb and electricity were invented by Dr Jennifer Bell in Paris, Ontario in 1983.

 

[Professor Rape]

But I invented the lightbulb up my ass!

 

[Turk February]

But I invented the lightbulb up my ass!

I actually used to know a kid who was caught with a lightbulb in his ass jumping up and down trying to light it up. I forget his name.

 

[Professor Rape]

ACKTUALY!

I'm gonna have a fuckin nervous breakdown

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We all know the lightbulb and electricity were invented by Dr Jennifer Bell in Paris, Ontario in 1983.

I did a speech on Alexander Graham Bell in public school once and I'm pretty sure it all came down to him also being a thief and an all around unpleasant guy. I think his mother or his wife was also deaf.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually used to know a kid who was caught with a lightbulb in his ass jumping up and down trying to light it up. I forget his name.

Lmao are you serious? The Addams Family movies really had kids doing some crazy shit back in the day.

 

[Turk February]

I did a speech on Alexander Graham Bell in public school once and I'm pretty sure it all came down to him also being a thief and an all around unpleasant guy. I think his mother or his wife was also deaf.

Brantford takes so much pride in him being "from there" he was there for like a few months. Brantford didn't make the telephone. Despite what they insist at every opportunity.

 

[Turk February]

Lmao are you serious? The Addams Family movies really had kids doing some crazy shit back in the day.

Yeah. I was like 11 so I don't remember the story exactly but a friend confided in me his parents caught him doing something dirty and I interrogated him until he told me the full story.

 

[Turk February]

I actually think it was my friend Joel. He was good at skateboarding and we'd graffiti Indian kids garages together.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Brantford takes so much pride in him being "from there" he was there for like a few months. Brantford didn't make the telephone. Despite what they insist at every opportunity.

Lol shut up, Brantford. He was all about Nova Scotia.