This pity paul post is actually funny

[Easily_Remembered]

"Growing up I had dark and unhealthy fantasies of Lucy..."

I don't think that anyone is surprised by this.

 

[guest]

This may be the funniest thing i’ve seen from Paul and will always be how I remember him. “Oh you mean that guy who would have fantasies of Peanuts characters torturing him?”

All I think about as someone who’s prone to the self pity…You don’t get like this through normal depression. This fucker 100% did something that he feels guilty for and rightfully, like licking a babies vagina in the heat of the moment.

Like Norton being beat up by KISS

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This is like 20yos of today complaining about Mr. Crabs as a reason they can't get ahead in life

 

[Stent]

Begging for sympathy because he thinks a cartoon character would have bullied him. His brother must despise him. I know I do. And his mother did.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Here ya go fellas. Feel free to use this in any future Uncle Paul threads.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Grow a pair and shut up, or grow a pair and do it, Paul. I wonder how many "I'm sorry pauls" come from people with actual, real life problems. That couple with the dying child handled themselves with more dignity than Paul has when thinking about some pathetic 40 year old cartoon sadness.

 

[Guest]

Funniest shit any PatPacker has ever written. If you told me Paul was a comedian doing a character and this was a bit I’d give it 5 stars. Simply incredible.

 

[Coonskin]

Damn Jim Riordan from The Simpsons made this?

 

[Guest]

I don't even know where to begin with this. Why the fuck was he imagining Peanuts characters torturing him? Why would this lead him to hate the cartoon character of a little girl when he's fully grown? Why would he share this sickening fantasy? This is absolutely bizarre.

Thankfully Paul will never reproduce. Mainly because his victims aren't of childbearing age.

Would somebody send this pic to him, please? He shared the last one I did himself so he could get pity points.
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This is an artistic masterpiece

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Damn Jim Riordan from The Simpsons made this?

Yeah I guess it was some project he did in school

 

[Steve Ramone]

Paul will probably kill himself with pills, the gayest method ever.

 

[DanFielding]

Paul's too big a coward to off himself. He also enjoys the attention he gets from his "woe is me" shtick.

 

[Podcasting 101]

As a kid, I had a bad dream about Michael Douglas. He'd break into people's homes at night and do awful things to them. He'd try to get me involved. When I saw a promotional picture for that Liberace movie years later, I started shaking.

 

[CruisinColin]

When I saw a promotional picture for that Liberace movie years later, I started shaking.

Vigorously shaking your cock, I bet.

 

[Hudson]

The title of this thread lived up to the hype. I loffed and then immediately checked to see if it wasn't a parody account.

I'm blocked so can someone check if he got his endorphin hit of an "I'm so sorry, Paul"?

 

[stealthygeek]

The title of this thread lived up to the hype. I loffed and then immediately checked to see if it wasn't a parody account.

I'm blocked so can someone check if he got his endorphin hit of an "I'm so sorry, Paul"?

His accounts locked down. But his most responses are about Elon Musk being a fascist. Nothing interesting outside of @Turk February promoting some fant art.

 

[Hudson]

It's almost like he's fucking with us now.

No one...and I mean no one can be this pathetic IRL.

 

[Sputnik]

How can such a sheltered person who hasn’t anything real ups or downs be this sad.

 

[Caverlock]

How can such a sheltered person who hasn’t anything real ups or downs be this sad.

Born too late to molest children in real life with no consequences; born too early to molest children in a holodeck with no consequences.

 

[Dog Eater]

Everything's a confession with these self-absorbed assholes. What he doesn't say is that he knows he'd deserve it. In my opinion, he must have some very disturbing fantasies about Linus, and this would be his payback after the fact.

Someone shop bam’s head onto Lucy and scribble some brown over the skin.