This pity paul post is actually funny

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I dont even remember a Peanuts cartoon series. It was always the once a year seasonal specials when Id watch them.

Snoopy and Woodstock have hijacked public perception of Peanuts but it's a pretty melancholy comic strip

 

[CruisinColin]

Peanuts is different to how I remember.

 

[guest]

He makes Gil from the Simpsons seem like a rugged individualist

 

[PickleRickle]

LMAO thanks for sharing this. What a fag.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet it was some Christmas tradition at his house to watch it and Paul would mope and cry in the corner. Seriously, who gets this traumatized by a cartoon made for children? I can’t believe someone actually found a way to make Peanuts cartoons depressing.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Naturally Paul is traumatized by the prospect of a 9 year old girl who fights back.

 

[Turk February]

Peter Robbins, who voiced Charlie Brown in the 60s was a bipolar drunk who stalked his ex girlfriend and her plastic surgeon, upon being released he started drinking and sending threatening letters to his former manager, resulting in him going back to prison. Upon being released he cleaned up his act taking recovery very seriously, after which, he killed himself.

Be like Charlie Brown, be like Peter Robbins.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Everything's a confession with these self-absorbed assholes. What he doesn't say is that he knows he'd deserve it. In my opinion, he must have some very disturbing fantasies about Linus, and this would be his payback after the fact.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

God damn this got a good chuckle out of me. It's so fucking absurd. This guy absolutely pays to dress up in a gimp suit and get the shit kicked out of him.

 

[Kinderman]

Paul is the human version of Charlie Brown’s sad Christmas tree.

 

[UnPRePared]

Paul is the human version of Charlie Brown’s sad Christmas tree.

But Paul really wants to be Linus' security blanket.

Fucking paedo.

 

[Suetonius]

This may be the funniest thing i’ve seen from Paul and will always be how I remember him. “Oh you mean that guy who would have fantasies of Peanuts characters torturing him?”

All I think about as someone who’s prone to the self pity…You don’t get like this through normal depression. This fucker 100% did something that he feels guilty for and rightfully, like licking a babies vagina in the heat of the moment.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Everything's a confession with these self-absorbed assholes. What he doesn't say is that he knows he'd deserve it. In my opinion, he must have some very disturbing fantasies about Linus, and this would be his payback after the fact.

Paul seems like more of a Schroeder guy. Or Pigpen.

 

[Kinderman]

But Paul really wants to be Linus' security blanket.

Fucking paedo.

Paul’s security blanket is going to end up in an evidence bag someday.

 

[Meownaw]

Thank you Lucy

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Actually he dreamed he was one of those waw-waw talking adults and raped Lucy

 

[bantadant]

I thought Jim's "KISS kicked me down the stairs and then hugged me" was a singular type of faggotry, yet here were are.

Hope "Princejvstin" finds his Nordic "princevs" soon... maybe it'll be that volcano nigger

 

[N64 Cube]

He's almost at rock bottom, if he hasn't hit it already. Depressed over an animated character.