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This pity paul post is actually funny
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Just when you think you’ve seen it all when it comes to pathetic Paul you find out he’s traumatized by peanuts cartoons. Good Grief!
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He would bring so much joy to so many people if he did. It's selfish not to.
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I like that he had to add people would be thanking her for getting Paul to break his neck and die from trying to kick a football. This is pathetic even for pathetic Paul. No wonder his mom called him a pussy with nonsense like this.
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This guy is hopeless.
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Who the fuck knows the surnames of the Peanuts characters. I didn't ever think they had last names.
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This guy is 20 years older than me and I want to shove his head into a toilet.
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That’s a good point, outside of Charlie Brown I just figured all the kids had one name.
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I would have definitely thanked her for breaking your neck, Paul.
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he's like a character on an Adult Swim show - like, I know he's, for all internts and purposes a person, but my mind refuses to believe he's not a cartoon.
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Imagine being haunted by a cartoon character for half a century.
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I don't even know where to begin with this. Why the fuck was he imagining Peanuts characters torturing him? Why would this lead him to hate the cartoon character of a little girl when he's fully grown? Why would he share this sickening fantasy? This is absolutely bizarre.
Thankfully Paul will never reproduce. Mainly because his victims aren't of childbearing age.
Would somebody send this pic to him, please? He shared the last one I did himself so he could get pity points.
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Thankfully Paul will never reproduce. Mainly because his victims aren't of childbearing age.
Would somebody send this pic to him, please? He shared the last one I did himself so he could get pity points.
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Do you have his cell?
How the fuck does somebody live like this into their 50s? What a waste of your life, always feeling weak and sorry for yourself.
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I happen to have a very soft spot in my heart for Peanuts.
And for all the misery and bitching Charlie Brown wallowed in, and despite the shit his fellow kids would give him, they all loved each other in their flawed, complicated, strange ways much like real adults.
They would absolutely hate Paul. He'd have no redemption about him. In fact, I'm certain if Charles Schulz created Paul, he'd get bags of hate mail and death threats demanding his removal.
Think about that. A character just like Paul would ruin an American institution. Certainly says a lot.
Oh wait, that's right... "I'm so sorry, Paul."
And for all the misery and bitching Charlie Brown wallowed in, and despite the shit his fellow kids would give him, they all loved each other in their flawed, complicated, strange ways much like real adults.
They would absolutely hate Paul. He'd have no redemption about him. In fact, I'm certain if Charles Schulz created Paul, he'd get bags of hate mail and death threats demanding his removal.
Think about that. A character just like Paul would ruin an American institution. Certainly says a lot.
Oh wait, that's right... "I'm so sorry, Paul."
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Dude, even if you're 5'3, used to get bullied every day in school, had a mother who said you were a coward, and a jock older brother who thinks you're a pedophile, at some point you gotta nut up and fix your mentality. Moping around like a weak little runt crying on social media and wanting to off yourself at Horton's all day is just a waste of life.
I think he just jacks off to prostate exam porn too much and hasn't touched a weight in his whole life, so his testosterone is just zapped.
Guy needs to seriously stop being such a little faggot and figure shit out or I'm gonna cyberbully him into his 70s.
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Peanuts ruled. I think people mistakingly relate peanuts with garbage like Garfield
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I dont even remember a Peanuts cartoon series. It was always the once a year seasonal specials when Id watch them.
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Paul had the proverbial football pulled from him in the form of his adolescent virginity. He cannot reconcile what was lost that day and how he has become the Lucy to his own victims.