🚨🚨This needs its own thread: Enemy at the Gates

[Pino_palladino]

He is either ashamed of the Airbnb, realizes that it undermines his SWATTing narrative, or he just doesn't want to jeopardize his only source of income.

Not to mention, it puts a bit a damper on the whole “I’m a successful author that makes 6 figures” line of bullshit

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I challenge Patrick and Flavia to a Boomia skid mark clean off. The winner gets to proclaim themselves Maid of the Year 2025.

 

[New Name]

I challenge Patrick and Flavia to a Boomia skid mark clean off. The winner gets to proclaim themselves Maid of the Year 2025.

I’ll wait until Vegas sets a solid line as Flavia has to be favored by at least a few specks of shit she’s the natural pick

 

[handsomeblue]

Won't need 911, just cleanup.

new.onaforums.net

Welp, it's time to make more prophecies since my last one is fulfilled. Hope you enjoyed™ Booms

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

It's not like he actually knows what you look or sound like

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if he did, he'd be a real non-confrontational bitch in this scenario. Or the dumbest man alive to not realize it.

Wait. Gucci belt and torn jeans. Leopard print jacket. This guy can fuck me after he impregnates my sister

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Child, we all gotta be on a list. Either the FBI's or Pats "stlaker files", he could probably turn his stlaker interactions into a good book series. But, he's a lazy drunk.

He has enough material for a short comedy series. But being self aware isnt his forte. So its over his head.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He is either ashamed of the Airbnb, realizes that it undermines his SWATTing narrative,

I wonder if he's put 2 and 2 together on this.

• The SWAT-ing at his residence causes him undue stress and he fears for his life
• The cops responding to his SWATs at his residence has him fearful that the cops will use lethal force
• He invites total strangers to come to his house any day or night of the year for only $99/night

I hope the Milwaukee Police Department lawyers are aware that he is operating an Airbnb out of the place he says is susceptible to SWATs and crawling with policemen. It makes no sense.

From his lawsuit:

1. Niki Robinson and Patrick Tomlinson are the targets of a vicious campaign of domestic terrorism, carried out at the hands of a group of bullies who hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

If you were the target of a "vicious campaign of domestic terrorism", would you invite strangers to stay in your house every single day?

17. Every knock on the door or police car that drives by leaves them terrified that they are about to be staring down an officer’s gun or that they will be paraded outside in handcuffs to their further humiliation.

If you were "terrified" that police will show up at your house guns blazing at any moment, would you invite strangers to stay in your house every single day?

There are plenty of other examples of that logic in his lawsuit. It is batshit insane that he is operating an Airbnb while he has this lawsuit pending. It's probably the worst thing he could be doing right now.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Boomia and son hitting up Costco before retiring to the hovel and leaving big shits for Rick to clean up. Flavia must be burning with envy thinking about that Glacier Bay struggling to hold it all in.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

"Help, FBI! Someone who doesn't like me paid for a service I publicly offer and my heroic fantasies didn't vaporize him!"

 

[iBangedQuasi]

UPDATE: BOOMIA DID NOT STAY AT THE HOVEL.
Boomia Lied, Funsters Died!!!

(This is a joke, I believe Boomia stayed at the hal a hovel)

 

[PogromStallone]

Pat has shown he has no problem vandalizing his own home, I'm sure there will be some new damages on the inside that he can now publicly attribute to us.

 

[New Name]

Probably not the right thread to ask but I’m looking for good recommendations for spy equipment that can be installed discreetly anywhere like a dvd player or a game table or a wall outlet or electrical switch idk just looking for ideas

 

[J.B. Mauney]

Even if Boomia didn't stay at Ricks house and he just had a friend do all this for him, it's still a great bit because Rick can't prove it.

Rick's essentially bluffing right now to force Boomia into posting more photos that might give himself away. But otherwise he has no play here. If we all believe Boomia stayed in Rick's house, that's as good as it actually happening. Because now more people will do it. And that's what Rick's afraid of.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

These tweets were sent 5am Milwuakee time because Pat was awoken by the horrors due to alcohol as he does every morning. He then waddled over to the toilet in a drunken stupor to push out a beer and liquor fueled watery turd and sat there for a half hour replying to stlakers on twitter.
Hell of a life you got Patrick

 

[Imager]

These tweets were sent 5am Milwuakee time because Pat was awoken by the horrors due to alcohol as he does every morning. He then waddled over to the toilet in a drunken stupor to push out a beer and liquor fueled watery turd and sat there for a half hour replying to stlakers on twitter.
Hell of a life you got Patrick

Everyone’s definition of success is different.

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's not like he actually knows what you look or sound like

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if he did, he'd be a real non-confrontational bitch in this scenario. Or the dumbest man alive to not realize it.

Has Boomia just been Dice all along?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Him still persisting with the 'Robert' thing really lets you know he's full blown retarded.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Because now more people will do it. And that's what Rick's afraid of.

Found on reddit

 

[Chive Turkey]

Him still persisting with the 'Robert' thing really lets you know he's full blown retarded.

Yeah, that's the thing that gives it away.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He's correcting the record on all the xeets from yesterday now. He's gonna be busy the next few hours.