🚨🚨This needs its own thread: Enemy at the Gates

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Incredible work Boomia. The image of you pulling the Piggys tail on twitter while being in his hovel makes a niggas dick hard. Now I need you to go back on NPS so Dan can ignore you and get mad when you try to tell the story.

Criminal using my wifi to harass me, enjoy prison.

 

[Meade Skelton]

On the one hand, Patrick S. Tomlinson's wide open gaping asshole has been put on display for all the world to see.

On the other hand, he made himself a tidy 99 bucks minus cleaning supplies.

 

[SFWA liaison]

PATRICK S. TOMLINSON HAS CLEANED BOOMIA'S TOILET SKID MARKS

we live in the best timeline

 

[DominusOdium]

How'd he get inside dragging those massive balls?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Wait... a DVD player? What year is it? Does he provide DVDs too?

reminder Pat and Nikki use a travel agency to book their trips

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

No screenshots of Pat's responses that he's deleting? He must be about to shut down his maid business.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

How'd he get inside dragging those massive balls?

 

[Meade Skelton]

Hildy, comment?

 

[Random username]

Post tits

Post asshole.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The texts are coming from inside the hovel!

 

[Antwan2]

Holy shit boomia rules

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Boomia gets fellated before during and after the jacuzzi holy shit TYFYS

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is still seething

 

[Cuphead]

The stlaking is coming from....inside the hovel!

 

[BudDickman]

He's tying himself in knots trying to figure out how to address this, hence the silence. He has only acknowledged being an Airbnb host like twice ever. He is either ashamed of the Airbnb, realizes that it undermines his SWATTing narrative, or he just doesn't want to jeopardize his only source of income.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

 

[Nick Gerlips]

So the Airbnb wasn't a scam after all huh? I may book a night or two myself

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

So the Airbnb wasn't a scam after all huh? I may book a night or two myself

I already did too. Fairly drafty. 3/5

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He's tying himself in knots trying to figure out how to address this, hence the silence. He has only acknowledged being an Airbnb host like twice ever. He is either ashamed of the Airbnb, realizes that it undermines his SWATTing narrative, or he just doesn't want to jeopardize his only source of income.

He never names being an Airbnb host either. It's always "my STR" short term rental. Almost like he's ashamed to be associated with Airbnb.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

He almost did the bit..