This isn’t a bit, genuine creepy pasta that is unsettling me.

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

AND THEN THE MARIO LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND BLED AT ME

This reminds me of a 4chan post I saw where some dude was ranting about how the government was fucking with him and one of the ways they were doing so was by making his video game characters run off screen and die

 

[despacito69]

I noticed my phone took several photos last night when I was sleeping just after 3am. I don’t remember if it was on the side table or under a pillow but maybe I just accidentally did it somehow, I hazily remember messing with it a bit I think.

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But they are from the phones back camera, and the last one is super weird, I have no idea what that trail of lights could be, there’s nothing like that in my room. I thought it might be my drapes and the light seeping in from them, but there isn’t any light outside at 3:06am.

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I also had a very vivid lucid dream which connects into it, but I’ll save that because it will sound too unbelievable or schizo.

Now only my front facing camera works, if I open anything with the camera and try to swap to the main camera it doesn’t work and just freezes the image from the selfie one or crashes, my phones never done that before. I thought maybe I put my phone light on by accident and that’s all it is and why it won’t work now because it’s burned out of something, but the light works just fine.

I’m shook.

If any FAGGOT spirit beings want to battle in my room they’re making a big mistake, I’m going to booby trap this bitch like a Vietnamese tunnel with rosary beads, anointing oil and crosses. If they mean to do me harm they’re going home in a body bag and they know that, of course.

If it’s my guardian angel or some kind of benelovent astral plain being, you’re more than welcome to stay any time. They are real ones. My ride or dies.

Ha ha holeee shit dude you really fall asleep posting on Owen A. Seriously though, tell us the dream. I love sleep paralysis stories.

That's not going to cut it, you'll need plenty of hunting grade bear traps, barbed wire etc. Think "how badly would this hurt my if I were to accidentally put myself on the business end of this?". If the answer is "very much" then you should get 10 of them and leave them at the foot of your bed

Have you read the bodybuilder vs ghosts greentext? You just have to walk around swinging and punching walls.