This isn’t a bit, genuine creepy pasta that is unsettling me.

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I missed this thread, I’ll read it now.

I joke about it but I’m deadly serious, I’m very rational and self doubting in real life but it’s irrefutable I’m tapping into something. I don’t know if I want to or if I have a choice.

I’ve had some WILD fucking experiences, visions and dreams since I was a kid that I know are not just imagination or mental illness. I’ve had pure evil entities scream at me in my room, I’ve been taken above the earth where dark powers and principalities operate and I’ve been shown reflections of Heaven and hell.

I would describe both as being shown the waiting room, the cloak room of each. Heaven was awash in gold light, brighter than the sun but not harmful to look at, and I felt complete and utter contentment, not happiness or joy but a total absence of anything negative. Like my soul was power washed of all anxiety or doubt, or negative emotions at all, and every last particle was removed. I wasn’t allowed to remember much other than it’s available to anybody if they just seek it. Hell was the complete opposite and something took the form of dead love ones to mock me.

I know full well how it all sounds but it’s the truth. I’m not crazy.

Nice prelest stupit

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Jenna and I performed a Jewish satanic ritual. I can’t reveal exactly what we did but suffice to say, that’s the reason you’re now experiencing these strange events. Enjoy them, Christ worshipper. I know we will.

 

[NoBacon]

Nice prelest stupit

I don’t think I’m holy or righteous and I certainly don’t think I’m a saint.

I think I’m attacked by the enemy a lot

 

[TorpidSloth]

This is why you shouldn't mix xanax with booze

 

[NoBacon]

This is why you shouldn't mix xanax with booze

Sounds like you’re mixing ignorance with certainty and that’s a lot more dangerous.

I wasn’t drunk or on Xanax, and why would that create a photo of weird lights while I was sleeping?

 

[TorpidSloth]

I wasn’t drunk or on Xanax, and why would that create a photo of weird lights while I was sleeping?

Because you were and took a photo of your alarm clock at hour uncertain:39 minutes and dragged it.

 

[Sue2]

What the fuck are those lights, though? View attachment 201235

On the iphone they have an exposure setting that automatically turns on if the camera detects its dark enough. Odds are those “lights” are just one light being multiplied by the exposure setting. Where the first light came from tho idk…

 

[Hoolies]

Looks like it spells… Bouvetøya?
Prolly nothing to worry about.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I think you need to get back on your meds. Then maybe take your phone to a store so they can fix the camera.

Dude he’s being gangstalked by aliens and you’re making jokes?

 

[NoBacon]

Looks like it spells… Bouvetøya?
Prolly nothing to worry about.

That was very funny, I really did enjoy this. Thanks.

 

[NoBacon]

Because you were and took a photo of your alarm clock at hour uncertain:39 minutes and dragged it.

I don’t have an alarm clock or anything in my room like that.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I don’t have an alarm clock or anything in my room like that.

Are you sure?

 

[Single Action Army]

AND THEN THE MARIO LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND BLED AT ME

 

[NoBacon]

Are you sure?

I’m serious. I have a dehumidifer with a small led screen of the settings and that’s all I have in my bedroom apart from a table lamp. I think having a TV or anything like that in your bedroom is tacky and wrong.

The dehumidifier is the rational explanation, but I put it on night mode without lights and the angles don’t add up. I would have had to get out of bed to take it out of night mode, which is pressing several buttons making beep noises, take a photo, then put it back on night mode. It doesn’t make sense. I wasn’t drunk or pilled out, it’s a work night. As much as I sound retarded I work a 40 hour office job managing IT drones, I’m not some shut in pill head who’s lost the plot.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I’m serious. I have a dehumidifer with a small led screen of the settings and that’s all I have in my bedroom apart from a table lamp. I think having a TV or anything like that in your bedroom is tacky and wrong.

The dehumidifier is the rational explanation, but I put it on night mode without lights and the angles don’t add up. I would have had to get out of bed to take it out of night mode, which is pressing several buttons making beep noises, take a photo, then put it back on night mode. It doesn’t make sense. I wasn’t drunk or pilled out, it’s a work night. As much as I sound retarded I work a 40 hour office job managing IT drones, I’m not some shut in pill head who’s lost the plot.

Nice going with the banter, stupid

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck are those lights, though? View attachment 201235

That is actually quite common, it's caused by the light reflecting off your polyps when you inserted your phone up your own ass.

 

[quasi101]

is this a bit?

 

[Brooke Shields]

is this a bit?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Restart your phone doofus and it'll stop crashing when you swap cameras.
Also is there anything reflective your phone would be mirroring against where some kind of small light would then appear to be multiple of ?

 

[Brooke Shields]

holy shit i just fucked with the colors on a photo app and this appeared

@newjersy.gov , explain yourself