This isn’t a bit, genuine creepy pasta that is unsettling me.

[NoBacon]

I noticed my phone took several photos last night when I was sleeping just after 3am. I don’t remember if it was on the side table or under a pillow but maybe I just accidentally did it somehow, I hazily remember messing with it a bit I think.

But they are from the phones back camera, and the last one is super weird, I have no idea what that trail of lights could be, there’s nothing like that in my room. I thought it might be my drapes and the light seeping in from them, but there isn’t any light outside at 3:06am.

I also had a very vivid lucid dream which connects into it, but I’ll save that because it will sound too unbelievable or schizo.

Now only my front facing camera works, if I open anything with the camera and try to swap to the main camera it doesn’t work and just freezes the image from the selfie one or crashes, my phones never done that before. I thought maybe I put my phone light on by accident and that’s all it is and why it won’t work now because it’s burned out of something, but the light works just fine.

I’m shook.

If any FAGGOT spirit beings want to battle in my room they’re making a big mistake, I’m going to booby trap this bitch like a Vietnamese tunnel with rosary beads, anointing oil and crosses. If they mean to do me harm they’re going home in a body bag and they know that, of course.

If it’s my guardian angel or some kind of benelovent astral plain being, you’re more than welcome to stay any time. They are real ones. My ride or dies.

 

[Jenna]

I think you need to get back on your meds. Then maybe take your phone to a store so they can fix the camera.

 

[NoBacon]

I think you need to get back on your meds. Then maybe take your phone to a store so they can fix the camera.

I’m buying a new one this weekend and burning this one.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Bottom line is you know too much

 

[Jenna]

I’m buying a new one this weekend and burning this one.

Do you have a digital clock in your room? It looks like "5 9" in some weird panorama shot.

Maybe it was astral projecting the height you wish you were?

 

[Cumiace]

It's the LED strip behind your TV next to the Aliexpress guitars

 

[NoBacon]

Do you have a digital clock in your room? It looks like "5 9" in some weird panorama shot.

Maybe it was astral projecting the height you wish you were?

It's the LED strip behind your TV next to the Aliexpress guitars

No, there are no electronics in my bedroom except a table lamp which wasn’t on.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

If any FAGGOT spirit beings want to battle in my room they’re making a big mistake, I’m going to booby trap this bitch like a Vietnamese tunnel with rosary beads, anointing oil and crosses. If they mean to do me harm they’re going home in a body bag and they know that, of course.

That's not going to cut it, you'll need plenty of hunting grade bear traps, barbed wire etc. Think "how badly would this hurt my if I were to accidentally put myself on the business end of this?". If the answer is "very much" then you should get 10 of them and leave them at the foot of your bed

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My phone downloads games at night, no idea why.

 

[NoBacon]

That's not going to cut it, you'll need plenty of hunting grade bear traps, barbed wire etc. Think "how badly would this hurt my if I were to accidentally put myself on the business end of this?". If the answer isn't "not very much" then you should get 10 of them and leave them at the foot of your bed

When I go to bed tonight I’m entering my room swinging and shadow boxing.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Don't use an iPhone and stop being a faggot

 

[NoBacon]

Don't use an iPhone and stop being a faggot

What the fuck are those lights, though?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Don't use an iPhone and stop being a faggot

& I was nobacon, & used an iPhone... it'd probably annoy my tits... but I don't have tits or an iPhone, so I'm pretty chill

 

[iBangedQuasi]

What the fuck are those lights, though? View attachment 201235

The ghost of Steve Jobs jerking off

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

@NoBacon , are you even spiritually strong enough to walk with me on the wild side?

Thread 'In the last month I've woken up in the middle of the night to neon green "Matrix" like writing on my walls and "entities" near my bed.'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i...g-on-my-walls-and-entities-near-my-bed.49757/

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Did you fall asleep with your phone between your pendulous breasts? Maybe you tittydialed or sumtin

 

[goo gobbler]

you might need to adjust the levels a bit more

 

[NoBacon]

@NoBacon , are you even spiritually strong enough to walk with me on the wild side?

Thread 'In the last month I've woken up in the middle of the night to neon green "Matrix" like writing on my walls and "entities" near my bed.'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i...g-on-my-walls-and-entities-near-my-bed.49757/

I missed this thread, I’ll read it now.

I joke about it but I’m deadly serious, I’m very rational and self doubting in real life but it’s irrefutable I’m tapping into something. I don’t know if I want to or if I have a choice.

I’ve had some WILD fucking experiences, visions and dreams since I was a kid that I know are not just imagination or mental illness. I’ve had pure evil entities scream at me in my room, I’ve been taken above the earth where dark powers and principalities operate and I’ve been shown reflections of Heaven and hell.

I would describe both as being shown the waiting room, the cloak room of each. Heaven was awash in gold light, brighter than the sun but not harmful to look at, and I felt complete and utter contentment, not happiness or joy but a total absence of anything negative. Like my soul was power washed of all anxiety or doubt, or negative emotions at all, and every last particle was removed. I wasn’t allowed to remember much other than it’s available to anybody if they just seek it. Hell was the complete opposite and something took the form of dead love ones to mock me.

I know full well how it all sounds but it’s the truth. I’m not crazy.

 

[Jenna]

I missed this thread, I’ll read it now.

I joke about it but I’m deadly serious, I’m very rational and self doubting in real life but it’s irrefutable I’m tapping into something. I don’t know if I want to or if I have a choice.

I’ve had some WILD fucking experiences, visions and dreams since I was a kid that I know are not just imagination or mental illness. I’ve had pure evil entities scream at me in my room, I’ve been taken above the earth where dark powers and principalities operate and I’ve been shown reflections of Heaven and hell.

I would describe both as being shown the waiting room, the cloak room of each. Heaven was awash in gold light, brighter than the sun but not harmful to look at, and I felt complete and utter contentment, not happiness or joy but a total absence of anything negative. Like my soul was power washed of all anxiety or doubt, or negative emotions at all, and every last particle was removed. I wasn’t allowed to remember much other than it’s available to anybody if they just seek it. Hell was the complete opposite and something took the form of dead love ones to mock me.

I know full well how it all sounds but it’s the truth. I’m not crazy.

Dude don't fall into the Tomlinson trap of "they all say I'm mentally ill, but I know I'm actually super special and important in the grand scheme of things." Dreams are just dreams. Take your meds.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Looks like a zip