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This is fine.

He probably thinks any amount in a 401k is “healthy” - he really thought that was some huge brag like nobody here has careers that pay well.
He's 55 so even if he was contributing $2,000/year starting at age 25 (5% contribution, 50% employer match, regular 3% raises, and 6% return--so basic, low level stuff), by now he'd have almost $250,000.

But he's childless. He should have been contributing $10,000/year at a minimum for the last 15 or so years. Realistically a childless "smart" man in his 50s would be contributing the max each year ($23,000 last year). Dude should be a millionaire with even decent contributions because he's 55 and has three decades of growth. But even on a broke ass plan described above, he should have a good chunk of money. Knowing this retard, though, he has less than $100k.
 
Seriously, look at any back and forth he has with anyone on social media. Even if he's trying to be pleasant people just naturally, instinctively treat him like a pariah. Everyone is short with him and always seem annoyed with him or they have like a "who the fuck even are you and why are you talking to me?" vibe.
I don't think I've ever seen him have a regular conversation or interaction. He's always trying to be smarter than the room and comes off just as you say. People are naturally repulsed by him.
 
I work hard mainly so I don't have to be around niggers, and I don't have to share a wall with anybody. The last time I rented a condo, the honduran illegals above me went on christmas vacation for two months and their hot water heater failed. While standing in two inches of water, I swore that I'd never share a wall with anybody again until I'm too old to take care of myself. Either Hildy is coping really hard or a fat nasty skank put Hildy in a cuck box and he likes it. If that happened to me at Hildy's age, I'd start cleaning my gun.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Enjoying prison! 😁
He was supporting 4 adults with his salary. Cucking and fucking while he fooled around with quickbooks. What a sucker.
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“THE KIDS”???????
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Boomia should’ve killed him.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
He's so full of shit, listing books he plans on maybe releasing later this year as published. Sariah's Run and Hera of Komi don't exist anywhere but on his rancid hard drive. We'd have heard about them because the three people here who actually read his books make up 75% of his audience.

Trauma really is a fascinating thing. I don't want to get all bleeding heart lefty about someone like Hildy, but whatever mechanism that compels him to say "No, actually this shitty existence is a GOOD thing" can only have been built as a response to years of crushingly terrible life circumstances. Whatever that function is, whether it's the indomitable power of human will, or just because he's a smug retard, it's clearly the one thing that's kept him from blowing his brains out all these years.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
He had a garage, a porch swing, and lovely flowers at old place. That must have sucked. Definitely better off without it.

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He was probably outside gardening while his wife was getting fucked by some other degenerate. “Well, at least she’s happy. I’m a good person for not acting on my anger and telling her to get the fuck out of my house. She’ll love me again after I finish pruning these azaleas!”
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
He was probably outside gardening while his wife was getting fucked by some other degenerate. “Well, at least she’s happy. I’m a good person for not acting on my anger and telling her to get the fuck out of my house. She’ll love me again after I finish pruning these azaleas!”
It's her house. He latched onto her hobosexual style. The only property they own jointly is a vacant plot of land
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