He was thinking about divorce for a long time but only the thought that someone could possibly recommend him an inexpensive lawyer was enough to get him started. Probably still hasn't pulled the trigger.
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I hope his new neighbors are aware of Megan’s Law.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
I hope he doesn't have a stove.
I hope that poor cat got away safely from those freaks.
He has a hot plate.
The Turk February lifestyle. He'll have a mountain of YooHoo bottles or whatever faggot beverage atheists drink in no time. He probably has to share a bathroom and a "kitchen" that only has a microwave and a drip coffee machine in it.
He had to go to the library to tweet that too.
Another thing: he will literally go to the grave without ever having a consenting adult woman (not like that's his thing anyways) touch his dick ever again. He is an ugly little dweeb who doesn't see a problem with wearing a fedora in public. His personality is fucking AIDS. Every interaction I ever see him have with anyone is basically met with "Ew, fuck off" or "Yeah yeah, whatever, guy." He's not funny or charming. He thinks he's intelligent, but he's dumb as fuck and is regularly outsmarted by us borderline retards. He has no money. He undoubtedly has a small dick and smells bad. He has literally nothing going for him at all. There is NOTHING for anyone to be attracted to. Enjoy living in solitary squalor until you die, jerkoff.
He’s also an out and proud pedophile.
Good call, that's also a pretty huge factor.
Celibate Heidi's facebook status has been modified from in a relationship to in an open relationship recently. Oh to have been a fly on a wall for that conversation.
Seriously, look at any back and forth he has with anyone on social media. Even if he's trying to be pleasant people just naturally, instinctively treat him like a pariah. Everyone is short with him and always seem annoyed with him or they have like a "who the fuck even are you and why are you talking to me?" vibe. Even if they know nothing about him they see the name Sagan Jr. attached to a chinless little creep wearing a fedora and just know that this dude should be chainsawed in half lengthwise.
Either she's now dating Joey and he cheated on her or she's trying to make Joey jealous and he doesn't give a fuck because there's other drunk desperate karaoke whores that treat him like a celebrity because he holds a microphone sometimes.
I'm still pissed that every time I hear Fire and Rain by James Taylor Hildy's faggy little cunt face pops into my head. I liked that song.
She's declared herself admin of the karaoke scene so she won't get her heart broken again.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe I'm saying this but she can do better lol. She found like the only guy in the world more kid-fuckerish than her brother.She's declared herself admin of the karaoke scene so she won't get her heart broken again.
Also, how much of a fucking karaoke scene is there in Milwaukee? Karaoke doesn't fucking draw crowds anywhere but like Japan. Even good karaoke sucks and it's only enjoyable for the person doing it.
That was 2021. I haven't seen the new guy but I'm sure he's an upgrade.
Oh thank God. I'm sure that dude did some vile shit to her.
I wonder if it's the fucking hideous retard who she had the hotel "first date" with. The one who posted pictures of her passed out in the bed so you know for sure they fucked.