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This Did Not Happen - Another Threat

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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No news reports of the Wisconsin state legislature being evacuated due to bomb threats. Pat should become a journalist - the cops and the FBI keep feeding him scoops (that's why he's so fat, you see).
 

Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
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Again, none of this is within the guidelines or culture around here. It makes no sense, helps him and is naht funneh. He's got to be doing it and is convinced he's smarter than everyone.

Personally I'll be glad when whoever is behind it is caught because its 99% Patrick and 1% some kiwinigger.

Point me to which other target of the pests, ever, has been swatted or the subject of fake bomb threats. None. He's doing it or having Butternokes do it.
Someone here might call in a bombs and flubs threat, but it’s be doubtful they’d feature Opie.
 
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So does this mean the police have Pat's new cell phone number? Word from redditors is he doesn't answer texts so how did Pt know to answer the call? I'm pretty sure by now some kiwi would have spoofed a PD number to text. It all sounds super shady. The same police who won't work with him on swats and just like a day ago swated him now called him and told him about a crime that he could have been the suspect in? Yeah, not a chance.
 

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
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"Mr. Tomlinson? We're calling just to let you know that we know you're definitely not the terrorist. ...Yes Mr. Tomlinson, we believe we have identified him, we believe his name is Canyon Boykin."

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"Oh, before I let you go, please make sure to inform everyone on social media about the bomb threats that we know for certain you didn't do."
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Again, none of this is within the guidelines or culture around here. It makes no sense, helps him and is naht funneh. He's got to be doing it and is convinced he's smarter than everyone.

Personally I'll be glad when whoever is behind it is caught because its 99% Patrick and 1% some kiwinigger.

Point me to which other target of the pests, ever, has been swatted or the subject of fake bomb threats. None. He's doing it or having Butternokes do it.

Absolutely nothing about it adds up - the timing of the swats, the motivation of somebody doing it for no benefit and only risk, he can still keep his airbnb running somehow, the fact that he's actively trying to sue his city and this only helps with it.

The truth will come out eventually and it'll be so satisfying when it does. Pig squealing his impotent threats from a jail cell will be the most beautiful poetic justice there is.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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Absolutely nothing about it adds up - the timing of the swats, the motivation of somebody doing it for no benefit and only risk, he can still keep his airbnb running somehow, the fact that he's actively trying to sue his city and this only helps with it.

The truth will come out eventually and it'll be so satisfying when it does. Pig squealing his impotent threats from a jail cell will be the most beautiful poetic justice there is.
Imagine how excited the MPD would be to actually arrest him and read him his Miranda rights. He’d 100% talk shit all the way through it and implicate himself LOL
 
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