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No news reports of the Wisconsin state legislature being evacuated due to bomb threats. Pat should become a journalist - the cops and the FBI keep feeding him scoops (that's why he's so fat, you see).
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This Did Not Happen - Another Threat
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Someone here might call in a bombs and flubs threat, but it’s be doubtful they’d feature Opie.
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Because he’s a Milwaukee luminary. Like the Fonz, Laverne, Shirley, and RLM.
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And Liberace
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If a faggot falls over in the woods does someone point and laugh?
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Huh. Did not know that.
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“Now Lee, just when are you going to stop SWATting yourself and settle down with a nice lady?”
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He also throws a hissy fit whenever you delete a comment or set your profile to private. That's normal adult behavior, right?
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LiverOuchie
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He'll be at GlasgowCon soon, I cant even imagine the accent they'd have if they needed to call him (maybe I can) 
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I hope he makes Niki get plastic surgery to look more like him.
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So does this mean the police have Pat's new cell phone number? Word from redditors is he doesn't answer texts so how did Pt know to answer the call? I'm pretty sure by now some kiwi would have spoofed a PD number to text. It all sounds super shady. The same police who won't work with him on swats and just like a day ago swated him now called him and told him about a crime that he could have been the suspect in? Yeah, not a chance.
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"Oh, before I let you go, please make sure to inform everyone on social media about the bomb threats that we know for certain you didn't do.""Mr. Tomlinson? We're calling just to let you know that we know you're definitely not the terrorist. ...Yes Mr. Tomlinson, we believe we have identified him, we believe his name is Canyon Boykin."
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If there were multiple threats in a single day to high-profile targets, *something* would be in the news. What is his deal? How does he not see how implausible this all is?
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Meme Mike doing Mel's work on Twitter.
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Then I accidentally deleted the posts before fucking off to omani Valhalla
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Absolutely nothing about it adds up - the timing of the swats, the motivation of somebody doing it for no benefit and only risk, he can still keep his airbnb running somehow, the fact that he's actively trying to sue his city and this only helps with it.
The truth will come out eventually and it'll be so satisfying when it does. Pig squealing his impotent threats from a jail cell will be the most beautiful poetic justice there is.
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Assuming he isn't lying, it gives the swatter the exact attention that they are looking for.
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Imagine how excited the MPD would be to actually arrest him and read him his Miranda rights. He’d 100% talk shit all the way through it and implicate himself LOL