Not funny
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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TheRoastOfAbeVigoda
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Just be glad, and we can all be sad that you're not like Parkyakarkus, who was Albert Brook's father and had a killer set at a Friars Club roast, sat back down and then [SIZE=15px]died on the dais.[/SIZE] Guess that ass fuckin doesn't do wonders for your life expectancy.
Nobody told us till the 80's.
You'll all be hearing from my attorney, Larry Regisphilbin, Esq.
I remember when you couldn’t chase that one crook, and the black guy made a comment out of it. Your reply was that his people were used to running, and yours made pizzas.
That was pretty funny.
That was pretty funny.
You knew Abe Vigoda literally fought Nazis as a Jewish-American WW2 vet, right?
A lot of people say Abe Vigoda was the worst part of The Godfather, but I disagree. The worst part of the Godfather is that it ends, because it's so great I could watch it literally forever.
A lot of people consider Abe to a be a bad actor, which I don't think is fair. He is very convincing when he says he didn't bring his wallet when the dinner check comes.
A lot of people consider Abe to a be a bad actor, which I don't think is fair. He is very convincing when he says he didn't bring his wallet when the dinner check comes.
"This award ceremony has more jews than the cemetery I'm buried in. No? Allllright."
We asked Walter Matthau's estate about your portrayal of him on The Sunshine Boys for the roast and they asked us "who"?
Abe, you know we love ya.
Abe, you know we love ya.
Abe Vigoda consensually violated my holes during the frigid Winter of 2019.
Fucking faggot.
Fucking faggot.
Hey Abe, I'll roast ya for $5
Buenos dais
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Enjoy, Abe
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I watched the whole thing and I feel like I got the wind knocked out of me. I can't believe you just did that to me.
he put a sink in for his mum... I gotta respect that
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He's a Siberian guy called Oleg. Obviously the part of the human brain that instills fear doesn't work properly in him. My palms were wet by the end of it.
It's more of a comment, really