TheRoastOfAbeVigoda

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You know, Abe Vigoda was a 20-something Jewish kid from Brooklyn when he decided to enlist in the army and fight Nazis in WW2. After brutally slaughtering hundreds of Nazis (I assume) he went to acting school on the GI Bill, and the rest is history. While many would consider him an American hero, the people on 4chan I trust say he's a duplicitous kike traitor so that's that.

Not funny

 

[Coonskin]

This dais is for the birds!

 

[guest]

*dais

, stupid.

Just be glad, and we can all be sad that you're not like Parkyakarkus, who was Albert Brook's father and had a killer set at a Friars Club roast, sat back down and then [SIZE=15px]died on the dais.[/SIZE] Guess that ass fuckin doesn't do wonders for your life expectancy.

Nobody told us till the 80's.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You'll all be hearing from my attorney, Larry Regisphilbin, Esq.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I remember when you couldn’t chase that one crook, and the black guy made a comment out of it. Your reply was that his people were used to running, and yours made pizzas.
That was pretty funny.

 

[Jenna]

Not funny

You knew Abe Vigoda literally fought Nazis as a Jewish-American WW2 vet, right?

 

[Africa.com]

A lot of people say Abe Vigoda was the worst part of The Godfather, but I disagree. The worst part of the Godfather is that it ends, because it's so great I could watch it literally forever.

A lot of people consider Abe to a be a bad actor, which I don't think is fair. He is very convincing when he says he didn't bring his wallet when the dinner check comes.

 

[Stent]

A lot of mean-spirited comments in this thread. You know he's sensitive about never winning an Oscar! They didn't even remember him when he died! Let's keep things cordial.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Roast of Big Abe Vigadason

 

[Stent]

Roast of Big Abe Vigadason

"This award ceremony has more jews than the cemetery I'm buried in. No? Allllright."

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

We asked Walter Matthau's estate about your portrayal of him on The Sunshine Boys for the roast and they asked us "who"?
Abe, you know we love ya.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Abe Vigoda consensually violated my holes during the frigid Winter of 2019.

Fucking faggot.

 

[IanHalperin]

Hey Abe, I'll roast ya for $5

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

*dais

, stupid.

Buenos dais

 

[guest]

Enjoy, Abe
[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1706404566495871093?t=lJubPN7MfZT-NhLKawtkSA&s=19[/URL]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Enjoy, Abe

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1706404566495871093?t=lJubPN7MfZT-NhLKawtkSA&s=19

I watched the whole thing and I feel like I got the wind knocked out of me. I can't believe you just did that to me.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Never forget the March 2023 Abe Vigoda Tuna Bones incident, funster.

he put a sink in for his mum... I gotta respect that

 

[guest]

I watched the whole thing and I feel like I got the wind knocked out of me. I can't believe you just did that to me.

He's a Siberian guy called Oleg. Obviously the part of the human brain that instills fear doesn't work properly in him. My palms were wet by the end of it.

 

[Zombie247]

"God damn it!"

Late to the party.

... I have nothing.

I'll just strap on Keith Robinson's bomb



Love ya Abe.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You knew Abe Vigoda literally fought Nazis as a Jewish-American WW2 vet, right?

It's more of a comment, really