Abe S Nitrogodalinson is about to start childing funsters, funster.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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TheRoastOfAbeVigoda
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That Abe Vigoda guy, more like Aye I'm a goner, because he's dead.
No I'm not, you are.
They call you Nitro cuz you huff nitrous oxide out of spray cheese cans alone curled up on a love seat watching Hey Arthur on DVD to avoid dealing with the real world
edit : as Abe has correctly pointed out, I did mean Hey Arnold*
I can't believe you just said that.
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I heard he doesn't actually suck dick that well and "The Blowjob Queen" moniker is just a forced meme
No I don't. It's rubber cement and the show is called Hey Arnold, child.
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I also heard he'll have to look up the meaning of moniker
My nickname is "Nitro" or "Fuckasaurus Rex"
No I won't. You will.
When did you stop going by "Gwen"?
MY NAME ISN'T GWEN! THAT'S NOT MY NAME! YOUR NAME IS PROBABLY ZYZNYK OR SOME RUSSIAN SHIT WITHOUT VOWELS
I don't think there's a person in here who wouldn't love to see Abe Vigoda pick blueberries.
I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT OFF OF GAYS, ONE LEGGED FREAKS, RADIO DUOS, RUSSIAN SQUATTING GOPNIKS OR LITTLE FAT IRISH GUYS WITH CARTOON EYES! YOU'VE ALL MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY HERE TODAY, FUCKSTERS! EAT MY SHIT! EAT MY FUCKING SHIT!
I got the hat! 
You know, Abe Vigoda was a 20-something Jewish kid from Brooklyn when he decided to enlist in the army and fight Nazis in WW2. After brutally slaughtering hundreds of Nazis (I assume) he went to acting school on the GI Bill, and the rest is history. While many would consider him an American hero, the people on 4chan I trust say he's a duplicitous kike traitor so that's that.
“I got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda. You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.” The only reason I know who you are is because a Beastie Boys song called “Posse in Effect.” Also can you explain what that means?
most folks call you T-Bone, you know, like Tuna Bone. i kid, i kid.
Fucker beat me to it but my joke was it couldn't be Nitrous Oxide because that's laughing gas and he isn't making anyone laugh. FUCK!