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Welcome to my roast. You are all on the dias. Roast me.
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I can't believe you're mocking my death.Haha this nigga can faint reading words. Hey Abe I just sucked a bloody fucking diaper filled with shit so hard i fucking came and scooped up the semen into my mouth then spit it back into the diaper to mush into my face
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I can't believe you're bringing up the most traumatic moment of my life. That's not funny. That's cruel.Never forget, funsters.
Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??" I should go fucking...new.onaforums.net
Never forget the March 2023 Abe Vigoda Tuna Bones incident, funster.Never forget, funsters.
Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??" I should go fucking...new.onaforums.net
I respected him up until that point, Suester.Never forget the March 2023 Abe Vigoda Tuna Bones incident, funster.
You shit in the river that you fish in... and eat it... very sick guy, Abester.This is all just hurtful. You all just want to hurt me? That's fun to you people?
I can't believe you just said that.I respected him up until that point, Suester.
Then he revealed what a fucking retard he was. You never know with some people. A real Abe Tomlingoda.
I can't believe you jusg lied about me. I don't eat the shit river fish. That's a lie. You're a liar.You shit in the river that you fish in... and eat it... very sick guy, Abester.
"Let me get a tuna drum stick." - Abe Vigodalinson probablyTeach a man to fish and he’ll eat everyday.
Buy a man fish and theres fucking BONES IN IT!
I can't believe you just said that. You're for the birds! How does that feel?What can I say about our dear friend Abe? Well folks, I can say he's got an eagle eye, he keeps his head on a swivel like a wise old owl, and I think we can all agree he's crafty as a crow. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!
I can't believe you're bringing Chef Adam Libby into this.Abe lives near me, I actually saw him at a restaurant once. He was complaining that the chef left the fish in his bones.
Abe hates the lesbians that raise Chef Adam Libby. Chef Adam Libby hates them too, but he does it through an alternate personality named the TheGhostofAbeVigoda.
Abe loves watching videos of fat, slovenly, drooling retards. His favorite is called Godfather Part II.
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