Welcome to my roast. You are all on the dias. Roast me.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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TheRoastOfAbeVigoda
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Haha this nigga can faint reading words. Hey Abe I just sucked a bloody fucking diaper filled with shit so hard i fucking came and scooped up the semen into my mouth then spit it back into the diaper to mush into my face
I can't believe you're mocking my death.
Never forget, funsters.
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Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??" I should go fucking...
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I can't believe you're bringing up the most traumatic moment of my life. That's not funny. That's cruel.Never forget, funsters.
Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??" I should go fucking...
Never forget the March 2023 Abe Vigoda Tuna Bones incident, funster.Never forget, funsters.
Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??" I should go fucking...
I respected him up until that point, Suester.
Then he revealed what a fucking retard he was. You never know with some people. A real Abe Tomlingoda.
I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is all just hurtful. You all just want to hurt me? That's fun to you people?
You shit in the river that you fish in... and eat it... very sick guy, Abester.
I can't believe you just said that.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat everyday.
Buy a man fish and theres fucking BONES IN IT!
Buy a man fish and theres fucking BONES IN IT!
I can't believe you jusg lied about me. I don't eat the shit river fish. That's a lie. You're a liar.
"Let me get a tuna drum stick." - Abe Vigodalinson probably
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
Abe lives near me, I actually saw him at a restaurant once. He was complaining that the chef left the fish in his bones.
Abe hates the lesbians that raise Chef Adam Libby. Chef Adam Libby hates them too, but he does it through an alternate personality named the TheGhostofAbeVigoda.
Abe loves watching videos of fat, slovenly, drooling retards. His favorite is called Godfather Part II.
Abe hates the lesbians that raise Chef Adam Libby. Chef Adam Libby hates them too, but he does it through an alternate personality named the TheGhostofAbeVigoda.
Abe loves watching videos of fat, slovenly, drooling retards. His favorite is called Godfather Part II.
What can I say about our dear friend Abe? Well folks, I can say he's got an eagle eye, he keeps his head on a swivel like a wise old owl, and I think we can all agree he's crafty as a crow. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!
I can't believe you just said that. You're for the birds! How does that feel?
I can't believe you're bringing Chef Adam Libby into this.
I can't believe this. I am in disbelief.
I can't believe you're amalgamating my name and Patrick Tomlinson's name. My name isn't Abe Tomlingoda or Abe Vigodalinson. My name is Abe "Nitro" Vigoda. You know that's my name.