The trans suicide hotline is going to prison

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Seriously though folksh, why wouldn't a real suicide counselor see his behavior as a mental health emergency?
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If Patrick only gave up drinking, lost some weight and came out as trans, he would reduce his chance of dying in the next 5 years to 45%
fat could never kill himself. for one, he's too much of a coward (not that suicide is brave but it does require some balls in the moment to actually do it). but more importantly, that'd be letting the idiots win. he continued to talk to someone he KNEW was an atalker who had been conning him for weeks for like 30 minutes. suicide would mean letting everything go, and he hasn't let go of a single thing in his entire fat life. especially not the fork! because he's FAT, you see.
 

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He really is a fucking asshole. Let’s pretend for a second that this was actually real. It would just be someone doing their job, someone you could assume was empathetic given the nature of that job.

There’s no need to say anything more than “Hey, it’s just a prank by some trolls. I’m fine, sorry for the inconvenience.”

But no, Patrick has to be combative right off the bat to everyone, which is exactly what the trolls want.

Personally, I’d toss in a “thanks for reaching out” but Patrick seems to never thank anyone for anything in the rare case he’s not being an outright cunt.
 
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