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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"The thing about Joe Rogan, that dude is just a fucking animal, man." - Jim Norton
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Wait he's actually that small? I thought he takes HGH
and eats elk penises
like a Chinaman 
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That’s a pretty funny photoshop.
Fun fact;
The cameraman worked on the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. What you see here is "forced perspective". The perspective that Tom Thumb in the 2 shirt attire is tiny.
I have no doubt that JRE could kick my ass but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s 5’2”.
Has this bit been done?
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All heterosexual men regularly describe other men's muscular physiques in vivid detail and start visibly drooling while they do it. Nice try with the hate tho
Yeah, but would you tell us if he wasn't, Jim?
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He's so small it must be hard to wrestle him
It would be like trying to do one of those ludicrously tiny screws on plastic toys
It would be like trying to do one of those ludicrously tiny screws on plastic toys
Big time brotherman. Just coming up on a year of it. It’s the funnest shit I’ve done in a long time. Just find a gym that isn’t full of faggots and try hard macho types. Shop around. Also ask @TorqueWheeler
He's a small feisty carnivorous marsupial. He'll climb up your back and bite ya.
Where's his pouch?
His butt.
awesome
You guys ever think maybe Joe Rogan is a duende hiding in plain sight?
I really hope that somehow the name Joe "El Duende" Rogan catches on.
I really hope that somehow the name Joe "El Duende" Rogan catches on.
I like it! Sorta like Abe "La Reina de Mamada" Vigoda?
Even as a giant, he clearly has midget like proportions, lol.