The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

[Lard Glug]

Make sure to pick up a shotgun and toe trigger attachment while youre there

What a funny thing to say! You should have a radio show.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He has a very strong mix of insane and retarded. He gets a simple super cuts 10 dollar trim yet bragged about paying 50 for this and seeing a “stylist”

I bet he’s never actually gone to an actual men’s barbershop. Real men scare the shit out of him and they would bust his balls which it’s obvious he can’t handle in the slightest.

That also explains his pathological hate / fear of what he refers to as "bros" and "college bros".

His wounds from his high school rejection and bullying run deep, and has caused him to react negatively to anything or anyone remotely masculine.

He's one of those closet cases who deep down wants to be dominated and sissified.

 

[Ronnie G]

Poor lady had to give up her Milwaukee 9 status to get away from this stlaker.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

His wounds from his high school rejection and bullying run deep, and has caused him to react negatively to anything or anyone remotely masculine.

Mmmmm, seems someone forgot he owns a limited edition v8 mustang, 5 (!!!) whole firearms, and lifts four days a week.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]