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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles
I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."
You missed out, the sequel is considered by most to be better than the first one.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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The Drew Carey Show was probably my favorite sitcom when I was a kid. When we first got the internet I remember making my mom help me figure out how to email Drew Carey. We went to like www.drewcarey.com or something and sent an email to it. I specifically remember saying that I was "8 years young", which isn't even funny because 8 years old is young. I also remember asking why Mimi gives him such a hard time about his weight because she's fat too. Like it wasn't just a show and they actually didn't like eachother.

To this day I believe deep down in my soul that Drew Carey responded and offered to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed but my parents never figured out how to open the email.
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."
Are you kidding? I'd eat a mile of her shit with no ulterior motive
 
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