"The Penis mightier than the sword"

[Uncle Floyd]

Seriously though, if you ever grow garlic, save the scapes.

I need to figure out what to grow in our gardens this fall and garlic's a good idea. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The Drew Carey Show was probably my favorite sitcom when I was a kid. When we first got the internet I remember making my mom help me figure out how to email Drew Carey. We went to like www.drewcarey.com or something and sent an email to it. I specifically remember saying that I was "8 years young", which isn't even funny because 8 years old is young. I also remember asking why Mimi gives him such a hard time about his weight because she's fat too. Like it wasn't just a show and they actually didn't like eachother.

To this day I believe deep down in my soul that Drew Carey responded and offered to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed but my parents never figured out how to open the email.

What a time 1 hour to download a 3 minute audio clip from South Park

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wish Drew and Mimi would have had hot sweaty fat people sex in and episode

I'm pretty sure Drew had a nightmare that he woke up next to Mimi in a Halloween episode or something

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What a time 1 hour to download a 3 minute audio clip from South Park

We had particularly shitty dial up out in the sticks and my mom was always pissed at me for being on the internet taking like 4 hours to download a song and nobody could use the phone. "THERE COULD BE AN EMERGENCY, ABRAHAM!" There could be your friend Cathy calling to gab for 2 hours, mom. Fuck off.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[Turk February]

Also I drew up some pretty sick plans for an outdoor pool table that I've been sitting on because it's going to be expensive and I know I'll want to keep it.

Why would you sit on drawn up plans? No one, not even you can see them under your butt, stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why would you sit on drawn up plans? No one, not even you can see them under your butt, stupid.

Nobody likes a wise ass, Turk. I KILL wise asses.

 

[Turk February]

Nobody likes a wise ass, Turk. I KILL wise asses.

Hey. Did @chocolatehellhole give you permission to make death threats? No. It's a privilege exclusive to me. I'm fucking special. I'll fucking kill you with a power drill to your stupid skull next time I go east.

 

[aRTie02150]

This was one of the first dirty jokes that I completely understood. I was already having "cyber sex" in AOL chat rooms backs in the day so I immediately related to this scene when I was a kid. I think I laughed harder than my parents.

 

[aRTie02150]

@aRTie02150 what was your favorite Drew Carey Show intro? I always liked Cleveland Rocks as a kid but I get Moon Over Parma stuck in my head to this day in Drew Carey's voice.

I liked the extended version of Cleveland Rocks that would play once in a while.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Hey. Did @chocolatehellhole give you permission to make death threats? No. It's a privilege exclusive to me. I'm fucking special. I'll fucking kill you with a power drill to your stupid skull next time I go east.

If it stops you and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda from posting again everyone will be happy.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

When i was 8 I hand wrote a script for "under seige 3" and my parents were supposed to mail it to Steven Segal. He was going to give me a battleship bed.

 

[Turk February]

If it stops you and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda from posting again everyone will be happy.

Everyone loves Canada posting. You're just jealous because you're no longer welcome to Lake Ontario because you're gay and it's unacceptable here.

 

[Turk February]

I bet stupid fucking Americans don't even have a licensing system for homosexuality. It takes like 3 years and a course, not a cheap one either, to become a gay in Ontario.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If it stops you and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda from posting again everyone will be happy.

I can't believe you're fucking my ass like this. I was one of the first to learn to appreciate your art and it's not my fault Canadian Thanksgiving took off like wildfire.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm not gonna say sorry because I know that's all you people want from us. "Say the line, snow nigger."

We have a whole rich culture that's about more than apologizing and humming snowmobiles off sick jumps.

 

[Turk February]

I can't believe you're fucking my ass like this. I was one of the first to learn to appreciate your art and it's not my fault Canadian Thanksgiving took off like wildfire.

Don't let him bother you. I bet his dick looks like broccoli and it makes him sad.

 

[Turk February]

Doesn't matter anyways. I'm going to smash his head through a window and cut his neck on the broken glass. @chocolatehellhole will never bother us again.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles

 

[Turk February]

Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles

This has nothing to do with Canada. Why are you posting this in a thread we've highjacked?