The new Clint Eastwood movie stinks!

[Cuphead]

I've enjoyed almost all of Eastwood's work, but this new movie is fucking terrible. Eastwood is way too fucking old for this kind of role and he makes it so every fucking mexican woman in the movie wants to fuck him. The story is fucking boring with no stakes or anything eventful happening and all of the acting is terrible. Eastwood needs to fucking retire already before he makes something worse than this.

 

[guest]

I'm 30mins in and I couldn't agree more!

Holy shit this is bad. Nothing so far has made any sense.

 

[guest]

Let's have it right. He's a legend. Dirty Harry, High Plains Drifter, Heartbreak Ridge, Unforgiven, In The Line Of Fire, Gran Torino. I'm forgetting easily a dozen great movies that he's either starred in, directed, or both.

Last couple of his I saw - Richard Jewell and The Mule - were decent. But yeah, it does feel like his ego is in charge at this point. You don't get to be that guy for that long without having a giant ego. At this stage, it just looks like he wants to show he can keep doing it. Looking unconvincing now though.

There's a dignity in quitting while you're still kind of ahead. See Gene Hackman or Jack Nicholson. Or even Cameron Diaz (who figured out no one wants to see a female movie star past their 40s.) Won't see them no more.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Is it as embarrassing as this?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Is it as embarrassing as this?

He stomps that guy like Peter Boyle dances in Young Frankenstein.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Fawk I was gonna watch this week at the theater. I guess I’ll stay home and jerk off

 

[TokenX]

The Mule sucked too.

 

[guest]

Is it as embarrassing as this?
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Nothing is as bad as that. It took me 4 tries to get through that piece of shit. And I will never watch it a second time. If you told me a Scorsese film starring DeNiro, Pacino and Pesci was unwatchable, I would've laughed in your face and told you to go fuck yourself. But it completely was.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Nothing is as bad as that. It took me 4 tries to get through that piece of shit. And I will never watch it a second time. If you told me a Scorsese film starring DeNiro, Pacino and Pesci was unwatchable, I would've laughed in your face and told you to go fuck yourself. But it completely was.

I liked the last scene with Old Man Pesci, got a little misty eyed tobehonestwitcha

 

[HatRemovalService]

Is it as embarrassing as this?

the stiff arms crack me up, what an old codger

 

[LiberalPussy]

the stiff arms crack me up, what an old codger

Hitting with no confidence, knowing a wrong move could hurt himself.

 

[Cuphead]

Is it as embarrassing as this?

It's hard to believe that Scorsese looked at this and thought "yeah this looks great. No more takes."

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Can confirm It stinks. It's Made-for-TV-movie-tier

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Damn. Had hopes for it since Doyle Hargraves is in it too.

Oh well I guess I’ll watch that new marvel movie “Hot szechuan and the legend of kung pao. “

 

[EraGodless]

Is it as embarrassing as this?

Nigga wearing Herman Munster boots.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Damn. Had hopes for it since Doyle Hargraves is in it too.

Oh well I guess I’ll watch that new marvel movie “Hot szechuan and the legend of kung pao. “

His acting is particularly bad too. All the lines of dialogue from pretty much everyone not just Dwight sound weirdly off-pace. It's like Clint Eastwood decided to direct the Mexican version of The Room

 

[Udders]

Let's have it right. He's a legend. Dirty Harry, High Plains Drifter, Heartbreak Ridge, Unforgiven, In The Line Of Fire, Gran Torino. I'm forgetting easily a dozen great movies that he's either starred in, directed, or both.

Last couple of his I saw - Richard Jewell and The Mule - were decent. But yeah, it does feel like his ego is in charge at this point. You don't get to be that guy for that long without having a giant ego. At this stage, it just looks like he wants to show he can keep doing it. Looking unconvincing now though.

There's a dignity in quitting while you're still kind of ahead. See Gene Hackman or Jack Nicholson. Or even Cameron Diaz (who figured out no one wants to see a female movie star past their 40s.) Won't see them no more.

I really liked In The Line of Fire. One missing from your list I remember immediately is Absolute Power.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I really liked In The Line of Fire. One missing from your list I remember immediately is Absolute Power.

I’d also suggest Letters from Iwo Jima. Shit was really good.

 

[diane]

You could see it in the trailer, he's aged out. But if he doesn't give a shit about his legacy and has fun making films, fuck it, let him do it as long as they'll let him.

 

[bumbum8]

I pretty much thought it was understood this was Gran Torino hecho en Mexico.