lol. No wonder Christian Slater doesn’t hang out with you.
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The myth of vacation fun
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lol. No wonder Christian Slater doesn’t hang out with you.
WWAWD Paris syndrome?
I'm like this except I'm not attractive or good at anything.
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Imagine what that’s like now with Paris being a third world slum, people had that syndrome when it was an actually pleasant and cosmopolitan French capital.
I’ll also add that going on a trip alone is PFG.
I have a week off from work soon. Just gonna play golf, chill and hopefully have a PFG time.
I went to Ecuador recently and got a foot infection from a dirty hot tub. On the way back it was storming in Miami so our flight got delayed like five times and the gate would change every time. For those of you not familiar with Miami, it takes ~15 minutes to walk from one side of a terminal to the other, so I’m just limping pathetically across the airport back and forth with an engorged foot for 12+ hours. Ended up taking an extra week off from work
Getting into a hot tub is Nick Rekieta swinger creep behavior.
Gave the Timberlake look-alike my license and birth certificate, he asked why I was there, and if I had anything I’m bringing back. I told him there’s a beer in my backpack, he asked if there was anything else, I said jumping beans, he laughed and waved me through. Getting into Mexico was actually sillier. I told my buddies, who all had passports or global entrys I didn’t want to slow them down, yet going in a guy’s going down the line asking for passaporta and giving out papers to fill out, I show him my license/certificate and he says no he needs a passport, I tell him I don’t have one and he just says “andele” and waved me to go forward. I took a pic of all my buddies filling out a paperwork that I didn’t have to and gave them shit for slowing ME down.
Even though I’d never been I always figured I’d buy some beach front property there for cheap. This visit confirmed my figurings.
Expect Mrs Badger in a bikini, get a swollen foot.
Nice. I got a staph infection in my armpit once and it hurt like fuck. You and I are basically pro wrestlers and practically cousins after this. You should let me feel your wife's boobs one time. Respectfully.
Two nights ago, I decided to book a trip to Vegas for next weekend. I'll be dining at L'Atelier Friday night, look for the guy in the Slobbo shirt.
I’m gonna fawk you up
Just got back from a trip to Southern CA w the fam. Took kids to Disneyland and Universal. Was floored at how many adults (grown men even) wear Mickey ears and Harry Potter t-shirts. Out in public! Without kids! Unashamed!
What are you, 5?!
What are you, 5?!
You should have dumped your GF and facefucked the chubster dude. You think a femcoomer like that would have some cringe breakdown on a boat? All she knows is COOM
Lmao that was very intentionally aimed at your girlfriend. Some women are absolute psychopaths and they lack the impulse for physical violence and/or the work ethic to become CEOs and private equity pirates like psychopathic men do, so they just bully and tear down other, softer-hearted women instead.
But doesn't sitting on a 50ft stretch of beach in jersey with 500 people look fun?
I won't do vacations in tourist areas because I hate people. Nice sitting in bumper to bumper traffic to eat at a Dennys with 1000 fat fucks carrying over priced Chinese junk souvenirs, stupid.
I won't do vacations in tourist areas because I hate people. Nice sitting in bumper to bumper traffic to eat at a Dennys with 1000 fat fucks carrying over priced Chinese junk souvenirs, stupid.
vacations are legit white people things
have fun over planning shit, scumbag
have fun over planning shit, scumbag
also, white people walk funny