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The hyper vigilance is exhausting

Sputnik

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Pat has no idea what hyper vigilance is. That shit is for war veterans and trauma victims. I used to wake up from drunken benders grab a gun and clear my parents house at 3 am because someone had to be waiting to hurt me. You insulting fat piece of garbage.
 
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in one of the recent interviews he said IT'S A FULL TIME JOB and how HE COULD'VE WRITTEN TEN BOOKS IN THE TIME HE SPENT DEALING WITH FATPHOBIA

he's increasingly blaming his personal shortcomings on all the "effort" he "has" to put itno correcTing the record

"Nooo Nikki child I already explained to you why I can't get a job!" "okay honey"
Exactly. He's undoubtedly trying to build a defamation lawsuit against this message board (and possibly KiwiFarms and Encyclopedia Dramatica) claiming it's their faults he hasn't been able to write or get any books published (or sold) in several years.

Problem is, child, is that he constantly speaks out of both sides of his mouth, so there are seemingly endless public posts in which he insists he's consistently outselling many of his colleagues, he can afford to take multiple international vacations per year, and even one recently where he claims he makes $10,000 a day.
 
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Exactly. He's undoubtedly trying to build a defamation lawsuit against this message board (and possibly KiwiFarms and Encyclopedia Dramatica) claiming it's their faults he hasn't been able to write or get any books published (or sold) in several years.

Problem is, child, is that he constantly speaks out of both sides of his mouth, so there are seemingly endless public posts in which he insists he's consistently outselling many of his colleagues, he can afford to take multiple international vacations per year, and even one recently where he claims he makes $10,000 a day.

Even in the face of this overwhelming opposition from his stlakers, his alcoholism, his weight, his stupidity, his arrogance and cunty behavior he's still successful. Just think how much more successful he would be without any of those problems weighing him down though. It's clearly everyone else's fault. If everyone would just back the fuck off him and prop him up instead of hold him back he would flourish. It would be the rise of Ubermensch Patrick.

Sadly, I think if pat did not have the reality checks of his detractors he would fail even faster. His ego would grow at parabolic rates and his fall would be that much greater. If he truly did not have someone to blame for his shortcomings he would be committed to the funny farm.

Well either that or just make shit up and blame the rich, the politicians, wrong voters or anyone else that happens to catch his ire. :cautious:
 
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