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The hyper vigilance is exhausting

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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So brave.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Pat has been around a few pest at conventions and his "hyper vigilance" has failed him. He has never spotted the "threat" he is just getting drunk and oblivious. Pat you are always intoxicated and never in any condition to be hyper vigilant

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Slackjawed Cow

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I will say I’ve never seen anyone so twitchy and bizarre acting in person. I couldn’t tell if it was “hyper vigilance” or “being an autistic weirdo”
His head was on a swivel but he wasnt actually looking for anything. He was so boozed up he lost the awareness of the room.
 
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His head was on a swivel but he wasnt actually looking for anything. He was so boozed up he lost the awareness of the room.
Maybe he was looking around for Thikki and not atalkers, since he was clearly trying to bang the fat chick next to him at the bar
 

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in one of the recent interviews he said IT'S A FULL TIME JOB and how HE COULD'VE WRITTEN TEN BOOKS IN THE TIME HE SPENT DEALING WITH FATPHOBIA

he's increasingly blaming his personal shortcomings on all the "effort" he "has" to put itno correcTing the record

"Nooo Nikki child I already explained to you why I can't get a job!" "okay honey"
 

Brooke Shields

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in one of the recent interviews he said IT'S A FULL TIME JOB and how HE COULD'VE WRITTEN TEN BOOKS IN THE TIME HE SPENT DEALING WITH FATPHOBIA

he's increasingly blaming his personal shortcomings on all the "effort" he "has" to put itno correcTing the record

"Nooo Nikki child I already explained to you why I can't get a job!" "okay honey"
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