The Half Marathon Man

[Easily_Remembered]

No child, it is not safe. It never was. Those are your delusions again.

You have been told, many hundreds of times, to not conduct unwarranted dental surgery upon me.

 

[guest]

No child, it is not safe. It never was. Those are your delusions again.

You have been told, many hundreds of times, to not conduct unwarranted dental surgery upon me.

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[stealthygeek]

Clap in all the right places if you love Dynahomo, child.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Damon Killian: There are still two stalkers out there. SpaceEdge and NoBaconEggCheese Who do you think will make the swatting?

Agnes: Oh my. That’s a tough one.

Damon Killian: Come on, Agnes. You can do it. Who do you think?

Agnes: Alright, I think the swatting will be made by… Patrick Tomlinson.

Damon Killian: No, no. Agnes, Patrick is the victim. You have to pick a stlaker.

Agnes: I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose… Patrick Tomlinson. That boy is one dumb motherfucker!

 

[Harry Powell]

Clap in all the right places if you love Dynahomo, child.

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nice confusing The Running Man with The Marathon Man, stupid

 

[Harry Powell]

Clap in all the right places if you love Dynahomo, child.

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But good photoshop. I loffed

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Is it safe (For children)?
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[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Damon Killian: There are still two stalkers out there. SpaceEdge and NoBaconEggCheese Who do you think will make the swatting?

Agnes: Oh my. That’s a tough one.

Damon Killian: Come on, Agnes. You can do it. Who do you think?

Agnes: Alright, I think the swatting will be made by… Patrick Tomlinson.

Damon Killian: No, no. Agnes, Patrick is the victim. You have to pick a stlaker.

Agnes: I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose… Patrick Tomlinson. That boy is one dumb motherfucker!

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This is so perfect. Holy shit.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

nice confusing The Running Man with The Marathon Man, stupid

Overruled by the masses. This thread is now about The Running Man.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Stalkers vs the Running Ham.

 

[Meownaw]

Bunch of dummies who think Marathon Man is The Running Man smh

 

[guest]

How the hell have they not remade this yet? With the anti-corporate shit out there it’s perfect. Just make Richards a black guy who instead of being a cop is wrongly accused of killing a cop. Boom, millions.

@TorqueWheeler lets get on it, I’ll take 5 points and a producers credit for the idea.

 

[Harry Powell]

How the hell have they not remade this yet? With the anti-corporate shit out there it’s perfect. Just make Richards a black guy who instead of being a cop is wrongly accused of killing a cop. Boom, millions.

@TorqueWheeler lets get on it, I’ll take 5 points and a producers credit for the idea.

Who has the charisma to pull it off though? You know the Jews (or @TorqueWheeler ) are just gonna cast The Rock

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Who has the charisma to pull it off though? You know the Jews (or @TorqueWheeler ) are just gonna cast The Rock

You really think that they would let the lead be a dude?

 

[guest]

WWAW with the Running Man novel? I thought King's Richard Bachmann novels read pretty good.

 

[guest]

Who has the charisma to pull it off though? You know the Jews (or @TorqueWheeler ) are just gonna cast The Rock

They’d probably give it to Michael B Jordan or Donald Glover.

Or that Hispanic dyke from Lost that plays the same character in everything.

 

[guest]

You really think that they would let the lead be a dude?

I think they would because they don’t want to throw away money but it wouldn’t be shocking to see one of those Black Panther Nigs in there or TV action star Queen Latifa

 

[Ladynyahh]

I would fuck 80s Maria Conchita Alonso with skill and enthusiasm

 

[Harry Powell]

I think they would because they don’t want to throw away money but it wouldn’t be shocking to see one of those Black Panther Nigs in there or TV action star Queen Latifa

The girl would be ethnic, 100%, she already was in the original. Who would be the host of the show? Steve Harvey?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The girl would be ethnic, 100%, she already was in the original. Who would be the host of the show? Steve Harvey?

AW HELL NAW THEY DUN KILT THE CHASERS