The food of Hooligans

[Stent]

No doubt when he eats that slop he is a noisy eater, sounds like a gorilla eating the bark off a tree, shit dribbling down his three chins

Fat people often do this gross deep but quick inhale between mouthfuls that sounds like they're so desperate to shove shit in their mouth they can't possibly pause for more than half a second. Luckily nobody eats with Pat and strangers can just move tables.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Had a nice Sunday dinner tonight. The wife roasted a chicken. Roast carrots and parsnips, mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, lovely gravy. The kids enjoyed it too. I chuckled later, thinking of Fat eating this shit while Annabelle will doubtless enjoy a wholesome family supper like my own. Hi Pig. Your life sucks! $124,000.

That is actually right up Pats alley he just wouldnt make it himself. He would have doordash drop off the Boston Market version of it.

 

[guest]

That is actually right up Pats alley he just wouldnt make it himself. He would have doordash drop off the Boston Market version of it.

I've never seen anything green on any of his shitty plates. And his lesbian wife wouldn't cook for him. And he doesn't have any children who are legally allowed to eat a meal with him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I've never seen anything green on any of his shitty plates. And his lesbian wife wouldn't cook for him. And he doesn't have any children who are legally allowed to eat a meal with him.

 

[guest]

Nice untrimmed green beans and burnt Wellington, Fat Faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

OH SHIT! Here is a new one I found. Looks like Hooligans pawns off the bloody mary garnish for pig to eat. What would normally be trashed after happy hour is over....pig happily eats and posts about it

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/863829140516085760

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Don't forget that Hooligans serves the disturbingly-named Boy Burger, which sounds absolutely disgusting. Who wants a cold slice of American cheese, flavorless iceberg lettuce, and nasty ass thousand island dressing on their burger? The only people who would order something so disgusting are the pedophiles who order it as a code so they can obtain access to the rape dungeon located in Hooligans' basement.

Am I onto something here? I can say with 100% certainty that yes, I am.

I believe you are correct. Hooligans is Milwaukee’s Comet Pizza.

 

[guest]

OH SHIT! Here is a new one I found. Looks like Hooligans pawns off the bloody mary garnish for pig to eat. What would normally be trashed after happy hour is over....pig happily eats and posts about it

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So poor. So fat.

My golf club's Bloody Mary garnish is celery sticks, cucumbers, limes, tabasco and sometimes olives. But then the parking lot is filled with Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Volvo xc90s and Range Rovers and not 15 year old Mustangs. And the members are professionals with advanced degrees and not high school dropouts with no practical skills or useful work histories so what the fuck do I know. Eat a whole bunch of processed sausage and cheese with beer and pretend you're drinking Bloody Mary's.

 

[UnPRePared]

That was NOT fucking Salmon.

That's a slab of back meat off of the many Milwaukee homeless.

Pat orders his own product, if you catch my drift.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

this nigga is about to eat a football. Shameful

 

[NoBacon]

OH SHIT! Here is a new one I found. Looks like Hooligans pawns off the bloody mary garnish for pig to eat. What would normally be trashed after happy hour is over....pig happily eats and posts about it

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/863829140516085760

how much does he fucking need? Jesus Christ, pie beer and about 10lb of cheese and ham cubes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

how much does he fucking need? Jesus Christ, pie beer and about 10lb of cheese and ham cubes

Im pretty sure it was ' Ill eat those if you are going to throw them out...."

 

[Cuphead]

Holy shit thats beyond shitty pub food. This looks like the kind of place that would give Gordan Ramsey a heart attack.

The salmon in particular looks just fucking disgusting.

 

[RoTheHo69]

OH SHIT! Here is a new one I found. Looks like Hooligans pawns off the bloody mary garnish for pig to eat. What would normally be trashed after happy hour is over....pig happily eats and posts about it

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/863829140516085760

omg grody

 

[guest]

OH SHIT! Here is a new one I found. Looks like Hooligans pawns off the bloody mary garnish for pig to eat. What would normally be trashed after happy hour is over....pig happily eats and posts about it

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The toothpick scene in Rainman was less autistic

 

[Snake]

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Nice Purina One, deep fried Rottweiler turds, stupid.

 

[guest]

ham cubes

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Had a nice Sunday dinner tonight. The wife roasted a chicken. Roast carrots and parsnips, mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, lovely gravy. The kids enjoyed it too. I chuckled later, thinking of Fat eating this shit while Annabelle will doubtless enjoy a wholesome family supper like my own. Hi Pig. Your life sucks! $124,000.

Do you fuck with parsnips? I haven’t had them but I’d like to, and I don’t know what to expect. Is it similar to like a turnip?

 

[guest]

Do you fuck with parsnips? I haven’t had them but I’d like to, and I don’t know what to expect. Is it similar to like a turnip?

I don't like them but my wife does. It's one of those non-important domestic battles that only affects one side of us. E.g. I love fresh tomatoes in salads etc but she can only eat cooked tomatoes. I don't like cauliflower but she does etc.

 

[A House Nigger]

I wonder if this whore knows Patrick?

Nice to see Tyrone taking Niki out on a date there