The definitive shot of Pat vandalizing his own property

[RobertMewler]

Lookie, lookie, Miss Cookie. Are these the shoes Pig wore in his vandalism video?

They sure look it to me. https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/990756458143911938 https://archive.is/BRZT8 The original footage: https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Backyard_1621578851000.mp4

pfgforums.com

Thank you! I couldn't remember what the hell I titled that post. Yeah, he was either wearing those shoes or the ones in Caverlock's comment above.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Those look like sneakers to me. So Pat also lies about inconsequential bullshit like his shoes. Yeah that tracks.

Those are clearly nikes not sneakers. I'm sorry you're too dumb to know the difference, altalker.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Pat insists that there won't be a trial, because I reminded him that if there was he would be compelled to testify and be cross-examined. Since he is above scrutiny, he insists that I, and presumably dozens of others who will be charged with felony insulting, will take a plea deal.

He seems to vascillate between conducting some sort of Stalinist show trial and quietly making you vanish in the night and fog.

The plea bargain thing is a great new twist. It might be worth the prison sentence to allocute publicly.

 

[guest]

Look like the same shoes to me.
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That’s fawkin’ hilarious.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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With the distracting mouth penlight and Clark Kent eyeglasses out of sight, it is impossible to say that this is not him.

Remember that Pat doesn’t just deny it’s him he insists this man “looks nothing like” him.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Remember that Pat doesn’t just deny it’s him he insists this man “looks nothing like” him.

Another Tomlinson Technicality. How does he keep getting away with it?

 

[guest]

-looks like he's walking around with his cell phone on, probably has Twitter loaded

Yeah. Watch the video, he fucking pulls the phone out and checks it. Definitely Rick, can't go 30 seconds without looking for a dopamine hit.

 

[guest]

This nigger was left on his back for too long in his crib by his loony cunt of a mother

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Would you wanna pick him up?

 

[The Greaseman]

Would you wanna pick him up?

To give him a violent shaking

 

[guest]

Same flat back head with weird blending of poof

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Lmfao. Why would you not at least wear a hat? 1.7 GPA retard. Also I remember somebody digging up an old tweet that had the same shoes he was wearing in the background.

 

[More Worser]

visor, noun: a screen for protecting the eyes from unwanted light

• puts visored cap on backward
• dons sunglasses

A man of intellect and style. I feel sorry for Niki in this deal but what kind of woman doesn’t tell him to never wear any piece of apparel backward?

 

[More Worser]

Another Tomlinson Technicality. How does he keep getting away with it?

The thing he did wrong and got away with was his incorrectly built fence. (He didn’t get away with abandoning his chilD and will pay for it for the rest of his life)

 

[Stent]

We are the same, child.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

He's much fatter now

 

[Prince Bvstin]

This is the funniest shit. He didn't even wear a hat

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

The Canyon Boykin call is one of the most criminally under rated voicemails btw.

 

[guest]

Look like the same shoes to me.
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These are Nikes but the one Mew posted are sketchers. Where did you get this one? Do you know when it was posted?

 

[guest]

who tf carries a flashlight with them while out and about in 2021? people just use their phone if some low-light scenario presents itself

now, if the vandal were to live withing yards of the vehicles, then it makes sense, people still have flashlights at home

conclusion: it's the hottie that leaked the swatting audio

Also, why would you have a tiny flashlight to vandalize a vehicle? It doesn't help you see any better, and all the owner has to do is look out his window and he would instantly spot you. This is of course not mentioning the fact that a vandal would have at the very least flinched or looked up at the house when the light went on to make sure the owner wasn't looking through the window.

 

[Caverlock]

These are Nikes but the one Mew posted are sketchers. Where did you get this one? Do you know when it was posted?

11-07-2017 on his honeymoon

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/927964265956462598

I think he's wearing the Nikes, personally. I think there's a "swoosh" near the center.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Lmfao. Why would you not at least wear a hat? 1.7 GPA retard. Also I remember somebody digging up an old tweet that had the same shoes he was wearing in the background.

but he would have to wear it backward for the sausage look