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Only times I've ever cried as an adult were when a) my kid had to go into heart surgery (nice faulty genetics, stupid) and b) I pulled an especially long white hair out of my nose.
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the critical drinker Said he cried during some new Star Trek movie
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Did your kid start ranting about blacks on social media? As is custom after one has heart surgery I presume?
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No, but she did her fourth-grade science fair project on the corelation between high amounts of melanin and violent crimes.
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As a wee lad, John Wayne dying at the end of The Cowboys made me tear up... The first time I saw it.
I don't really cry at movies though, especially most modern or big spectacle ones. Your standard historical epics today are just melodramas pasted over with CGI and string quartets, instead of eliciting genuine emotion (Pearl Harbor was very guilty of this).
Though, there are some films that tug at Old Man Ray's heart strings. I won't admit to most of them, but I'll give this one: the end of The Shootist still gets to me. Always makes me think of my father.
Oh, and @Nigger John? The Critical Drinker is a fucking idiot anyway.
I don't really cry at movies though, especially most modern or big spectacle ones. Your standard historical epics today are just melodramas pasted over with CGI and string quartets, instead of eliciting genuine emotion (Pearl Harbor was very guilty of this).
Though, there are some films that tug at Old Man Ray's heart strings. I won't admit to most of them, but I'll give this one: the end of The Shootist still gets to me. Always makes me think of my father.
Oh, and @Nigger John? The Critical Drinker is a fucking idiot anyway.
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My favorite is when he mentioned such classic Japanese classics like Old Boy, Crouching Tiger, and Ong Bak or whatever.
Granted all yellows look alike, but still
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That’s why they’re (mostly) grifters.
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@Turk February i watched Inside Out 1 with my daughter and she loved it. I watched Inside Out 2 at work by myself…just to…make…sure…it was appropriate for her….
I loved it
I loved it
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I haven't seen it but I heard the biggest criticism is "libido" isn't a character. Dude. It's literally a movie for little girls. Chill.
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The famous Japanese film Old Boy? It's fucking Korean retard.
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I just realized none of these movies are Japanese and I got pissed at a joke. My bad.
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I bet you feel like a ninny
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My point was Critical Drinker thought those movies were Japanese. He’s a no nothing know it all is what I’m saying.
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Obviously he meant the manga. Clearly.
My grandfather cried at the beginning of The Conqueror. "That's not Ghengis Khan!"
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Steve and I have watched that movie so many times. Funniest fucking thing Wayne ever did. Even funnier than Donovan's Reef.
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I thought that was the joke! As in, The Critical Drinker is so dumb he refers to Oldboy as a Jap classic.
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He writes books
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I never cry in life but I can get got by cheesey TV and movie moments insanely easily if I'm by myself.
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@Turk February enjoys being turned inside out