The Boomia Blues

[Gay Faggot.]

He's gonna need a creative consultant. He can write the details in but the macro he needs my help on.

Duly noted.

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s great hearing his Logitech headset shit out on the recent NPS episode

 

[guest]

It’s great hearing his Logitech headset shit out on the recent NPS episode

It wasn't my headset, I kept using it, the platform was dropping sound on my end on and off it seemed. I don't have a logitech either, but a different cheap one, should I upgrade for my NPS stardom? One time I used my kids 9.99 one.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

In the Great White North, in a moderately priced home, purchased at the right time in order to garner good equity, an Italian man sits in his recliner. The house is empty and quiet. This causes many issues with Italian people. The biggest problem being that there is no one to yell about trivial things with.

The lack of fighting stirs the Italian man to get up, and go to his computer.

“Ya gotta do thomething Tony. You can’t jutht thit here and do nothin’ like a fuckin’ nigger. The wife and kidth are gone. Maybe I should pound it to some Mia Sara. That wath a fine piece of ass back in the day. From fuckin Brooklyn before the moolieth fucking ruined it too. Yeah leth look up some thexy thenes she’s in…..no Tony. You can’t be thome faggot millennial jerkin your pud to thome bimbo from da past. You gotta do thomething productive.” Tony thinks to himself as he rubs his chest hair that’s protruding out of his Guinea shirt.

Tony jumps on one of his many texting apps. One would normally think being in the business he’s in, this would make sense. However, Tony’s usage of these apps is much more sinister.

“Leth thee what Fatrick ith up to today. ‘H…e…t’ God fucking damnit fuck thith thing. ‘Backspathe…y F…a…r’ Thith fuckin thing mutht be broken. Junior wath probably fucking with it. I’ll have to yell at him when he geth back.”

Tony continues to write a borderline illegible message to a man named “Fatrick”. He has been texting this man for years, for the enjoyment of truckers and Panera bread workers. Tony seems to “get” Fatrick better than anyone. Seemingly because they are similar, yet so different.

“Now that thaths done, ith time to thee what they’re up to on the board. ‘O….n…..S’ Fuckin shit don’t work. God damn fuckin millennialth are tho God damn fuckin lazy it ruinth it for the retht of uth.”

Tony slowly types in the web address of “The board”. It is a website dedicated to a long defunct radio show hosted by a well endowed viking, a vampire who’s face resembles the moon, and a Clitellata who happens to be obsessed with big meaty clits. Here, Tony truly feels at home. It’s like he’s right there, eating his mudda’s pasta wit her homemade gravy. No one does it better than her.

“What are thethe faggoth up to today? Hmm…. whoth replied to my thread? People are fuckin lovin it Tony. Another thuccthethful…..wait a thecond. Whoth thith faggot. ‘FaggotBonerNiggerFart’? I’ve never theen this guy before. Fuck thith guy. He needth to be told how ith done around here.”

Tony proceeds to put on his $20 Logitech microphone. He activates his text to speech and begins his response to “FaggotBonerNiggerFart”:

“Lithen faggot. Maybe if you hit the gym and actually worked out your writht wouldn’t be so weak. Thpending all day pud tuggin ain’t going to help it. Now read carefully, you might learn thomething about property value. All of my propertieth can be used to leverage for cath. You faggot millennialth only know how to thpend $10 at thtarbuckth every day and complain about not getting enough free thit. You and Rick are the thame fucking thing. Neither of you know how to inveth properly. Thtop being a nigger, and fuckin do thomething with yourthelf. Then you can thay thomething about my posth about Rick.”

Tony sits back and laughs. He seems satisfied with his response. He continues to peruse the board for any new posts about Rick. Then he gets a notification that FaggotBonerNiggerFarts responded to his post. He clicks it waiting to see the faggot millennial pander in fear. The response reads: “No one cares, Boomia. Your kids are fat.”

Boomia throws his headset against the wall. It shatters into molecules. How could he not show some fucking respect to him? These faggot millennials have no understanding how this thing of theirs works. Boomia pulls out his backup $20 Logitech headphones and fires up the text to speech.

The rant takes about 5 minutes to complete. Boomia assures FaggotBonerNiggerFarts that he could crush him with one arm. That if they ever met he would be grabbed by his weak wrists and thrown down a flight of concrete stairs. He then reminded him of his athletic accomplishments from high school. Once Boomia is positive FBNF won’t talk out of line again, he takes off his headset.

“Thath good for now, Tony. I’m thure Rick hath rethponded by now.”

Boomia looks at his app, and it is still only the blue text he sent. This is perplexing to Boomia. Rick always takes the bait. He starts to formulate a new plan of attack. He’ll text Rick about his brother being a true athlete this time. He begins typing again.

“‘H…e….y R…i…v’ Fuckin chinkth made thith for their fingerth. Bunch of small handed faggoth. Even the fuckin jungle bunnieth got better food than them.”

Boomia spends the next 5 minutes bombarding Rick with texts. No responses come in. Boomia slicks back the remainders of his hair, and scratches his chest hairs.

“Well what the fuck. Whath thith guyth fuckin problem? He mutht be hung over. Ith almost 12’oclock. I gueth I thould probably get thomething to eat.”

As Boomia looks at his screen covered in blue, he looks out and gazes at the diamond covered landscape. He has a revelation.

“Fuck going out. I’ll jutht order thome White Cathle.”

Made a(n even bigger) fool of myself reading this in public. Holy shit this is good. I wish we had a subforum dedicated to Boomia.

 

[guest]

[BOC][/BOC]

What's going on in this image, is the singer telling Joe to stay in his lane?

 

[Meownaw]

What's going on in this image, is the singer telling Joe to stay in his lane?

That's him playing for The Blue Oyster Cult and the lead singer is pissed at Joe being Joe.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

It wasn't my headset, I kept using it, the platform was dropping sound on my end on and off it seemed. I don't have a logitech either, but a different cheap one, should I upgrade for my NPS stardom? One time I used my kids 9.99 one.

Yes please. That was audio AIDS.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

In the Great White North, in a moderately priced home, purchased at the right time in order to garner good equity, an Italian man sits in his recliner. The house is empty and quiet. This causes many issues with Italian people. The biggest problem being that there is no one to yell about trivial things with.

The lack of fighting stirs the Italian man to get up, and go to his computer.

“Ya gotta do thomething Tony. You can’t jutht thit here and do nothin’ like a fuckin’ nigger. The wife and kidth are gone. Maybe I should pound it to some Mia Sara. That wath a fine piece of ass back in the day. From fuckin Brooklyn before the moolieth fucking ruined it too. Yeah leth look up some thexy thenes she’s in…..no Tony. You can’t be thome faggot millennial jerkin your pud to thome bimbo from da past. You gotta do thomething productive.” Tony thinks to himself as he rubs his chest hair that’s protruding out of his Guinea shirt.

Tony jumps on one of his many texting apps. One would normally think being in the business he’s in, this would make sense. However, Tony’s usage of these apps is much more sinister.

“Leth thee what Fatrick ith up to today. ‘H…e…t’ God fucking damnit fuck thith thing. ‘Backspathe…y F…a…r’ Thith fuckin thing mutht be broken. Junior wath probably fucking with it. I’ll have to yell at him when he geth back.”

Tony continues to write a borderline illegible message to a man named “Fatrick”. He has been texting this man for years, for the enjoyment of truckers and Panera bread workers. Tony seems to “get” Fatrick better than anyone. Seemingly because they are similar, yet so different.

“Now that thaths done, ith time to thee what they’re up to on the board. ‘O….n…..S’ Fuckin shit don’t work. God damn fuckin millennialth are tho God damn fuckin lazy it ruinth it for the retht of uth.”

Tony slowly types in the web address of “The board”. It is a website dedicated to a long defunct radio show hosted by a well endowed viking, a vampire who’s face resembles the moon, and a Clitellata who happens to be obsessed with big meaty clits. Here, Tony truly feels at home. It’s like he’s right there, eating his mudda’s pasta wit her homemade gravy. No one does it better than her.

“What are thethe faggoth up to today? Hmm…. whoth replied to my thread? People are fuckin lovin it Tony. Another thuccthethful…..wait a thecond. Whoth thith faggot. ‘FaggotBonerNiggerFart’? I’ve never theen this guy before. Fuck thith guy. He needth to be told how ith done around here.”

Tony proceeds to put on his $20 Logitech microphone. He activates his text to speech and begins his response to “FaggotBonerNiggerFart”:

“Lithen faggot. Maybe if you hit the gym and actually worked out your writht wouldn’t be so weak. Thpending all day pud tuggin ain’t going to help it. Now read carefully, you might learn thomething about property value. All of my propertieth can be used to leverage for cath. You faggot millennialth only know how to thpend $10 at thtarbuckth every day and complain about not getting enough free thit. You and Rick are the thame fucking thing. Neither of you know how to inveth properly. Thtop being a nigger, and fuckin do thomething with yourthelf. Then you can thay thomething about my posth about Rick.”

Tony sits back and laughs. He seems satisfied with his response. He continues to peruse the board for any new posts about Rick. Then he gets a notification that FaggotBonerNiggerFarts responded to his post. He clicks it waiting to see the faggot millennial pander in fear. The response reads: “No one cares, Boomia. Your kids are fat.”

Boomia throws his headset against the wall. It shatters into molecules. How could he not show some fucking respect to him? These faggot millennials have no understanding how this thing of theirs works. Boomia pulls out his backup $20 Logitech headphones and fires up the text to speech.

The rant takes about 5 minutes to complete. Boomia assures FaggotBonerNiggerFarts that he could crush him with one arm. That if they ever met he would be grabbed by his weak wrists and thrown down a flight of concrete stairs. He then reminded him of his athletic accomplishments from high school. Once Boomia is positive FBNF won’t talk out of line again, he takes off his headset.

“Thath good for now, Tony. I’m thure Rick hath rethponded by now.”

Boomia looks at his app, and it is still only the blue text he sent. This is perplexing to Boomia. Rick always takes the bait. He starts to formulate a new plan of attack. He’ll text Rick about his brother being a true athlete this time. He begins typing again.

“‘H…e….y R…i…v’ Fuckin chinkth made thith for their fingerth. Bunch of small handed faggoth. Even the fuckin jungle bunnieth got better food than them.”

Boomia spends the next 5 minutes bombarding Rick with texts. No responses come in. Boomia slicks back the remainders of his hair, and scratches his chest hairs.

“Well what the fuck. Whath thith guyth fuckin problem? He mutht be hung over. Ith almost 12’oclock. I gueth I thould probably get thomething to eat.”

As Boomia looks at his screen covered in blue, he looks out and gazes at the diamond covered landscape. He has a revelation.

“Fuck going out. I’ll jutht order thome White Cathle.”

@Gay Faggot. your longer posts are gold. Are you by any chance contemplating a career switch to being an author? You can make six figures and do pretty well in a major city, maybe even Milwaukee

 

[Gay Faggot.]

@Gay Faggot. your longer posts are gold. Are you by any chance contemplating a career switch to being an author? You can make six figures and do pretty well in a major city, maybe even Milwaukee

I’d probably need around 17k to start up and who has that kind of money lying around?

 

[guest]

Yes please. That was audio AIDS.

It was there platform, no? I kept getting half second dropouts too.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

It was there platform, no? I kept getting half second dropouts too.

Me and Justin didn't have an issue. Let me know if you want me to start an Ooga Booga GoFundMe to buy you a non Fischer Price headset.

 

[guest]

Me and Justin didn't have an issue. Let me know if you want me to start an Ooga Booga GoFundMe to buy you a non Fischer Price headset.

It worked fine after I went offline and back. You know that ambient sound when it cuts out, I was getting that until it got real wonky and you said about it. I'm not even sure what brand I use, but it was like 40 bucks works fine, the on podcast I think I left it in Michigan so I used my kids, 10 buck one, it sounded better. That was my first time with any technical difficulty doing it. Odd, must be the FBI or Interpol.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

It worked fine after I went offline and back. You know that ambient sound when it cuts out, I was getting that until it got real wonky and you said about it. I'm not even sure what brand I use, but it was like 40 bucks works fine, the on podcast I think I left it in Michigan so I used my kids, 10 buck one, it sounded better. That was my first time with any technical difficulty doing it. Odd, must be the FBI or Interpol.

The knock is coming, stlaker

 

[guest]

It wasn't my headset, I kept using it, the platform was dropping sound on my end on and off it seemed. I don't have a logitech either, but a different cheap one, should I upgrade for my NPS stardom? One time I used my kids 9.99 one.

You should probably get an Apple Mac IHeadset

 

[Duxbury Dave]

It worked fine after I went offline and back. You know that ambient sound when it cuts out, I was getting that until it got real wonky and you said about it. I'm not even sure what brand I use, but it was like 40 bucks works fine, the on podcast I think I left it in Michigan so I used my kids, 10 buck one, it sounded better. That was my first time with any technical difficulty doing it. Odd, must be the FBI or Interpol.

The audio sucked when you came back too. Just get a real headset, dummy.

 

[Harry Powell]

Boomia does need a good headset. The show just works so much better with him there.

 

[guest]

The audio sucked when you came back too. Just get a real headset, dummy.

Boomia does need a good headset. The show just works so much better with him there.

If you listened was it bad the whole show or just that burp. It definitely was a streaming issue on my end, not the headset. I don't think many people realize but every radio broadcast you heard was done over twisted pair for years. The medium was called a radio tie line but that direct connection assured that what was spoke into the mic made it to the transmitter in the same form it was said. Of course if the pair had a trouble on it that could be a problem, but the stations had several to use. Later on they began digitalizing the signal over those same pairs. While they could throw a lot more information (data) down it, though not much by today's standards, they had limitations POTS tie lines didn't. First was distance, so Manhattan stations were often farther away then 4/5 mile limits of T1's meaning that the 1.5 available. So the digitalizing process had shortfalls that POTS didn't like packet loss and latency issues. TL/DR: Streaming requires a lot of fancy schmancy tech shit that can make for strange connection issues, it wasn't the cheap headphones, would be my final guess especially using a live stream over a different website than youtube.

What issues did you hear Harry? And for how long? I can buy a new headset, the expensive ones aren't even expensive, but getting surgery for a paper cut is a fool's gambit without more information.

 

[guest]

If you listened was it bad the whole show or just that burp. It definitely was a streaming issue on my end, not the headset. I don't think many people realize but every radio broadcast you heard was done over twisted pair for years. The medium was called a radio tie line but that direct connection assured that what was spoke into the mic made it to the transmitter in the same form it was said. Of course if the pair had a trouble on it that could be a problem, but the stations had several to use. Later on they began digitalizing the signal over those same pairs. While they could throw a lot more information (data) down it, though not much by today's standards, they had limitations POTS tie lines didn't. First was distance, so Manhattan stations were often farther away then 4/5 mile limits of T1's meaning that the 1.5 available. So the digitalizing process had shortfalls that POTS didn't like packet loss and latency issues. TL/DR: Streaming requires a lot of fancy schmancy tech shit that can make for strange connection issues, it wasn't the cheap headphones, would be my final guess especially using a live stream over a different website than youtube.

What issues did you hear Harry? And for how long? I can buy a new headset, the expensive ones aren't even expensive, but getting surgery for a paper cut is a fool's gambit without more information.

[BOC][/BOC]

 

[Duxbury Dave]

If you listened was it bad the whole show or just that burp. It definitely was a streaming issue on my end, not the headset. I don't think many people realize but every radio broadcast you heard was done over twisted pair for years. The medium was called a radio tie line but that direct connection assured that what was spoke into the mic made it to the transmitter in the same form it was said. Of course if the pair had a trouble on it that could be a problem, but the stations had several to use. Later on they began digitalizing the signal over those same pairs. While they could throw a lot more information (data) down it, though not much by today's standards, they had limitations POTS tie lines didn't. First was distance, so Manhattan stations were often farther away then 4/5 mile limits of T1's meaning that the 1.5 available. So the digitalizing process had shortfalls that POTS didn't like packet loss and latency issues. TL/DR: Streaming requires a lot of fancy schmancy tech shit that can make for strange connection issues, it wasn't the cheap headphones, would be my final guess especially using a live stream over a different website than youtube.

What issues did you hear Harry? And for how long? I can buy a new headset, the expensive ones aren't even expensive, but getting surgery for a paper cut is a fool's gambit without more information.

It's 2023 and we're not doing Prarie Home Companion. Good audio is king. Bad audio is cancer. And your audio, at least this week, sucked.

 

[Meownaw]

If you listened was it bad the whole show or just that burp. It definitely was a streaming issue on my end, not the headset. I don't think many people realize but every radio broadcast you heard was done over twisted pair for years. The medium was called a radio tie line but that direct connection assured that what was spoke into the mic made it to the transmitter in the same form it was said. Of course if the pair had a trouble on it that could be a problem, but the stations had several to use. Later on they began digitalizing the signal over those same pairs. While they could throw a lot more information (data) down it, though not much by today's standards, they had limitations POTS tie lines didn't. First was distance, so Manhattan stations were often farther away then 4/5 mile limits of T1's meaning that the 1.5 available. So the digitalizing process had shortfalls that POTS didn't like packet loss and latency issues. TL/DR: Streaming requires a lot of fancy schmancy tech shit that can make for strange connection issues, it wasn't the cheap headphones, would be my final guess especially using a live stream over a different website than youtube.

What issues did you hear Harry? And for how long? I can buy a new headset, the expensive ones aren't even expensive, but getting surgery for a paper cut is a fool's gambit without more information.

Thanks for keeping it brief.