"The Arrow is a Highly Phallic Image, Evoking Notions of Piercing, Penetrating Masculinity"

[Nick Gerlips]

It's not even a sunny day, why the God damn sunglasses?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What percentage of genXers do you think suffer from this level of arrested development? I mean, Fatrick has toys in his house for HIS recreational use.

I know a lot of adults younger than them that decided against having kids but they aren’t immature assholes like these two. This kind of shit stops being cute in your early 20s when people grow up and are embarrassed by their younger behavior. These two never matured due to never having to grow up thanks to parents and the government to leech from. Niki filed for bankruptcy in her 20s and has been getting bailed out ever since. Pat leeched off his first wife until she divorced his ass and found this Niki disaster. Makes sense why she puts up with his bullshit, she’s just as bad - if not worse. These two are mentally still teenagers and no matter what can rely on Mom to help. It explains why they’re in their 40s and have zero friends. Married couples always have at least 1-2 other married couples they are close with / do things with / etc. these 2 had to pay people to help move boxes.

 

[captainjapan]

Pringle can John is going to have 26 sons, all full of testosterone, and not one of them will dress like a girl.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Maybe don't climb on the statue like you're both a couple of 10 year olds, you fat fucking rubes.
And Patrick, buy a padded bra you disgusting oaf.

Damn he was turned on here

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What percentage of genXers do you think suffer from this level of arrested development? I mean, Fatrick has toys in his house for HIS recreational use.

Pat is a millennial, child!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't own "sneakers" because I call them "trainers" as I'm British after visiting there once, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid, guvnor.

Bzz. Wrong. These is me creps. Inn’t, our kid?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Looking at that picture, all I could think was that last month, Fatrick stated that he wears a medium size shirt.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Notice that he says he wears them... not that they fit properly. Boy do they not.

No one mention the faggy pose and hand on hips yet? Unreal how effeminate he comes off. Fat aswell.

Ass swell

 

[EraGodless]

For once in his life, he's wearing a somewhat appropriately sized shirt but he's still busting out of it. That top button near his big fat tits is clinging for dear life.

Pat, the "modern fit" XL shirts may accommodate your spindle arms, but you really have to consider your fat gut and pendulous udders. Go with the 2XL.

 

[guest]

It's not even a sunny day, why the God damn sunglasses?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Later that day, Patrick and Niki went out for a pint

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let me guess - tard cider?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

That statue is 5'9".

Slumpy and Dumpy are the same height? Nice!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Page 500 Reminder:

Patrick doens't own shirts that fit him

 

[Turk February]

Protruding nipples, very disrespectful
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Plump, juicy, perky, almost playful titties. 8/10

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[BudDickman]

His nipples are poking through two shirts. He might as well wear a bra.

 

[guest]

Page 500 Reminder:

Patrick doens't own shirts that fit him

Niki doing what she does best - looking like an empty-headed idiot while grabbing a black pole

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

His nipples are poking through two shirts. He might as well wear a bra.

Titty Two Shirts

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

nice of him to stop off at the compound for his wardrobe before going on his concentration camp tour.

 

[bantadant]

Niki doing what she does best - looking like an empty-headed idiot while grabbing a black pole

Ironically her stupid "They're trying to kill us" sweatshirt would have worked in this picture