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captainjapan

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Yesterday I saw a cool Jesus statue and I was almost going to ask my friend to take a photo of me next to it and then I thought of Pat and realized nobody would give a single fuck. My social media addiction has died down a lot thanks to Fatty. I really owe him for that.
You could've had your friend snap a photo of you giving jebus the finger and posted it on reddit with the caption "religion is bad" and got to the front page with a million updoots or some retarded thing.
 
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Fucking rubes. I guarantee Pat waxed poetic about the noble Robin Hood too. I hope it rained every day of their shitty honeymoon
Yes, child. Robin Hood very likely was a black man, so he would have definitely supported Black Lives Matter. The sheriff of Nottingham was very much like Trump, child, so yes - Robin Hood would very much have supported the Antifa protests, and likely would have been protesting alongside them. Shhhhh.... shhhhh .....
 

1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!
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Hmm.. same shirt?

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Nice yellow eye shadow, stupid.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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These two fucking children see a statue and have to climb all over it. Two stunted adults who can't maintain even a modicum of restraint. Big Nikkki sees a frog, has to pick it up. Pat has zero income, goes on spending sprees. Nikkki is in a picture, has to stick her tongue out. Pat starts eating a meal, has to take a picture of it half way through.

It's fucking insane that these two aren't continually dressed down by any actual adults around them.

I was at the grocery store a few weeks back, grabbing some nasty bullshit from the hot bar when some mother fucker reaches over to grab some wings from right in front if me. I knocked the tongs right out the mother fuckers hand and told him to step the fuck back or I'd knock his old ass out. Mother fuckers need a little correction sometimes.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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They look like two middle aged lesbians

But seriously, fuck these two. They are adults in age but are irresponsible overgrown children leeching of their families and daddy government. Climbing on statues? That’s something you tell your kids to not do but here’s these two retards thinking they’re quirky. Pat once said that him and his wife are the two at a bar / public place that are proud to hate everyone around them and think that makes them unique. In reality actual adults avoid these two pathetic losers because they’re two selfish immature assholes. It’s why they’re in their 40s with zero friends and why Pat hangs out everywhere alone.
 
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They look like two middle aged lesbians

But seriously, fuck these two. They are adults in age but are irresponsible overgrown children leeching of their families and daddy government. Climbing on statues? That’s something you tell your kids to not do but here’s these two retards thinking they’re quirky. Pat once said that him and his wife are the two at a bar / public place that are proud to hate everyone around them and think that makes them unique. In reality actual adults avoid these two pathetic losers because they’re two selfish immature assholes. It’s why they’re in their 40s with zero friends and why Pat hangs out everywhere alone.
What percentage of genXers do you think suffer from this level of arrested development? I mean, Fatrick has toys in his house for HIS recreational use.
 
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