"The Arrow is a Highly Phallic Image, Evoking Notions of Piercing, Penetrating Masculinity"

[Caverlock]

"Please penetrate my second, better wife with your gigantic arrow, dusky stranger. I'll just watch."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Niki really is a simpleton.

 

[Meownaw]

He looks like a fat bitch going through chemotherapy

 

[guest]

That statue is 5'9".

 

[Meownaw]

Protruding nipples, very disrespectful

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

For once in his life, he's wearing a somewhat appropriately sized shirt but he's still busting out of it. That top button near his big fat tits is clinging for dear life.

Pat, the "modern fit" XL shirts may accommodate your spindle arms, but you really have to consider your fat gut and pendulous udders. Go with the 2XL.

 

[RobertMewler]

Hmm.. same shirt?

 

[guest]

For once in his life, he's wearing a somewhat appropriately sized shirt but he's still busting out of it. That top button near his big fat tits is clinging for dear life.

Pat, the "modern fit" XL shirts may accommodate your spindle arms, but you really have to consider your fat gut and pendulous udders. Go with the 2XL.

The fit is quite nice actually. He's just fatter in the tits than most.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Maybe don't climb on the statue like you're both a couple of 10 year olds, you fat fucking rubes.
And Patrick, buy a padded bra you disgusting oaf.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Yea I'm sure they tell everyone to climb all over their statues and not just take a picture in front of them. Fucking white trash idiots.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Where did these two zilches venture off to this time?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Barney Frank, who Trump criticized in that tweet, was wearing a blue shirt as well.

Protruding nipples, very disrespectful
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[guest]

Where did these two zilches venture off to this time?

That's Robin Hood at Nottingham Castle so it must have been on their Ethiopian restaurant tour. Of course they went to see Robin Hood.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Where did these two zilches venture off to this time?

Tis the village of Nottingham, good sir. A mere arrow's flight from the wilds of Sherwood forest.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Same shoes he vandalized his bike with. Idiot

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That's Robin Hood at Nottingham Castle so it must have been on their Ethiopian restaurant tour. Of course they went to see Robin Hood.

Fucking rubes. I guarantee Pat waxed poetic about the noble Robin Hood too. I hope it rained every day of their shitty honeymoon

 

[Stent]

Sunglasses ready to go. Niki is gonna get drunk as fuck.

 

[guest]

Sunglasses ready to go. Niki is gonna get drunk as fuck.

Sunglasses in Central England are needed for about 3 weeks a year. She's definitely hiding a bald patch.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

More evidence of their autism. More evidence of tax payer money going to these delinquents.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Fucking rubes. I guarantee Pat waxed poetic about the noble Robin Hood too. I hope it rained every day of their shitty honeymoon

"Wrong, child. It was a beautiful sunny day when we toured the death camps at Buchenwald."